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Ohio City Breathes Sigh of Relief as ‘Alligator’ Hoax Declared Officially Non-Reptilian In a stunning turn of events reminiscent of a classic B-movie plot, residents of a small Ohio city were relieved to learn that their mysterious “alligator” sighting was, in fact, just a figment of their collective imagination

### Ohio City Breathes Sigh of Relief as ‘Alligator’ Hoax Declared Officially Non-Reptilian In a stunning turn of events reminiscent of a classic B-movie plot, […]

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Mets Celebrate Grimace with Seat That Almost Stole the Show In a groundbreaking move to merge fast food and America’s pastime, the New York Mets have introduced a new addition to Citi Field that is sure to leave fans either thrilled or bewildered: the Grimace seat

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### Mets Celebrate Grimace with Seat That Almost Stole the Show In a groundbreaking move to merge fast food and America’s pastime, the New York […]

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Connecticut Man Shocked to Discover Bear Has Better Taste in Snacks Than He Does NEW HARTFORD, CT — In a tale that could only be rivaled by the greatest daytime soap operas, local resident Gary Thompson was left reeling after a surprise visit from a bear who clearly lacks any regard for personal property or etiquette

### Connecticut Man Shocked to Discover Bear Has Better Taste in Snacks Than He Does NEW HARTFORD, CT — In a tale that could only […]

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Moo Deng: The Internet’s New Global Idol, Because Who Needs Actual News? In a world rife with political turmoil, economic strife, and, let’s be honest, an unending stream of climate change headlines, humanity has found its latest beacon of joy: Moo Deng, the baby hippo who has literally taken the internet by storm

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### Moo Deng: The Internet’s New Global Idol, Because Who Needs Actual News? In a world rife with political turmoil, economic strife, and, let’s be […]

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British Man Achieves Greatness with 13-Pound Celeriac: The Stuff of Legends In a stunning demonstration of horticultural prowess, a British man has catapulted himself into the annals of history by achieving what countless other aspirational gardeners have only dreamed of: breaking the Guinness World Record for the heaviest celeriac ever cultivated

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### British Man Achieves Greatness with 13-Pound Celeriac: The Stuff of Legends In a stunning demonstration of horticultural prowess, a British man has catapulted himself […]

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Massachusetts Woman Discovers Pinecone Art: Is It a Modern Marvel or Simply Nature’s Confusion? In a breakthrough discovery that has surely rocketed to the forefront of existential crises worldwide, Massachusetts resident Helen “Nature Lover” Thompson stumbled upon an eye-popping installation of pinecone art in the depths of her local woods

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### Massachusetts Woman Discovers Pinecone Art: Is It a Modern Marvel or Simply Nature’s Confusion? In a breakthrough discovery that has surely rocketed to the […]

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David Rush Pop-corners His Way to Glory by Bursting Balloon-Punching Record on ‘Live’ TV In a feat that surely puts an end to all existential dilemmas, record-breaker David Rush has once again graced our screens with his unparalleled talent — bursting balloons

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**David Rush Pop-corners His Way to Glory by Bursting Balloon-Punching Record on ‘Live’ TV** In a feat that surely puts an end to all existential […]

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Penguin’s Epic Journey: From Cute Encounter to Animal Adventure In a turn of events that could only be described as the plot of a feel-good family movie, a frisky penguin that took a bold leap for freedom has become the island’s hottest celebrity after escaping from an animal encounter event on a picturesque Japanese island

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### Penguin’s Epic Journey: From Cute Encounter to Animal Adventure In a turn of events that could only be described as the plot of a […]

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Local Hero Stops for Snack During Epic 40-Hour Swim Across Lake Michigan In an astonishing display of human endurance—just shy of the time it takes to binge-watch an entire season of a mid-tier Netflix drama—ultra swimmer Jim Dreyer has captivated local audiences after his valiant yet short-lived attempt to cross Lake Michigan

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### Local Hero Stops for Snack During Epic 40-Hour Swim Across Lake Michigan In an astonishing display of human endurance—just shy of the time it […]