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Local Museum Thrilled After Boy Destroys 3,500-Year-Old Jar—Plans Special Tribute In a stunning turn of events, a local museum recently extended an invitation to 10-year-old Jimmy Thompson after he single-handedly smashed a 3,500-year-old jar during a school field trip
### Local Museum Thrilled After Boy Destroys 3,500-Year-Old Jar—Plans Special Tribute In a stunning turn of events, a local museum recently extended an invitation to […]
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Massachusetts Rodeo Saga: Bulls 1, Human Determination 0 In a whirlwind of excitement akin to a Hollywood blockbuster, the last of the rebellious eight bulls that took the phrase “bull in a china shop” to new heights has finally been apprehended
### Massachusetts Rodeo Saga: Bulls 1, Human Determination 0 In a whirlwind of excitement akin to a Hollywood blockbuster, the last of the rebellious eight […]
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Local Man Balances Lawn Mower on Chin to Illustrate Supreme Life Choices In a dazzling display of modern achievement, local legend David Rush executed an awe-inspiring walk measuring 1,178 feet and 5
**Local Man Balances Lawn Mower on Chin to Illustrate Supreme Life Choices** In a dazzling display of modern achievement, local legend David Rush executed an […]
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The Mysterious Case of Hvaldimir: The Whale Spy Who Couldn’t Swim One Last Mission In a shocking turn of events that has rippled through marine circles, Hvaldimir, the illustrious white beluga whale wrapped in a fabric of intrigue and conspiracy, has been found dead
### The Mysterious Case of Hvaldimir: The Whale Spy Who Couldn’t Swim One Last Mission In a shocking turn of events that has rippled through […]
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New Zealand’s Bird of the Year Winner: Because We Definitely needed a New Excuse for Costumes and Craft Beer In an unprecedented display of serious ornithological prowess, New Zealand once again threw its hat into the ring of avian absurdity by crowning the golden-eyed, endangered penguin as its Bird of the Year
# New Zealand’s Bird of the Year Winner: Because We Definitely needed a New Excuse for Costumes and Craft Beer In an unprecedented display of […]
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Highway Heroics: Sea Lion Makes a Splash on California Freeway In what can only be described as a jaw-droppingly bold move, a sea lion decided that California’s bustling highways were the perfect venue for an afternoon jaunt
**Highway Heroics: Sea Lion Makes a Splash on California Freeway** In what can only be described as a jaw-droppingly bold move, a sea lion decided […]
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Local California Woman Discovers Unexpected Mechanic in Her Car: Marmot Edition In a turn of events that could only happen in the sunny state of California, a local woman was greeted by a furry surprise when she decided to pop the hood of her car last Tuesday
### Local California Woman Discovers Unexpected Mechanic in Her Car: Marmot Edition In a turn of events that could only happen in the sunny state […]
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Connecticut Man Makes New Best Friend in Garage Encounter: All Hail the Bear Whisperer! In a groundbreaking display of bravery that will surely be etched into the annals of local folklore, a Connecticut man recently unveiled a video of his thrilling encounter with a black bear lurking in his garage
**Connecticut Man Makes New Best Friend in Garage Encounter: All Hail the Bear Whisperer!** In a groundbreaking display of bravery that will surely be etched […]
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Local Cattle Escape Artist Goes on Wild West Adventure; Community Left Wondering Who’s Herding Who IL—In a modern twist worthy of a classic Western, a mischievous bull named Buster galloped away from his mundane life on a quaint Illinois farm, embarking on a grand escapade that would make even John Wayne jealous
**Local Cattle Escape Artist Goes on Wild West Adventure; Community Left Wondering Who’s Herding Who** IL—In a modern twist worthy of a classic Western, a […]
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California Dreamin’ or California Scream-in’? Half a House for Half a Million! In a dazzling display of ingenuity, the bustling real estate market of California has unveiled a gem that will surely rock your world—or at least half of it
### California Dreamin’ or California Scream-in’? Half a House for Half a Million! In a dazzling display of ingenuity, the bustling real estate market of […]