Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold! The Apex of Technological Achievement: A Diapered Spider Monkey in Code Form Oh, joy
DateTime: 11/2/2025 7:38:59 PM ## Behold! The Apex of Technological Achievement: A Diapered Spider Monkey in Code Form Oh, joy. Just *joy*. Because apparently humanity’s […]
Illinois State Flag Criticized for Being Unoriginal; Lawmakers Plan Contest for a New Design In today’s shocking news, the state flag of Illinois, affectionately referred to as the “SOB” or “Seal on a Bedsheet” by some disgruntled citizens, is facing harsh criticisms for its lackluster design
Illinois State Flag Criticized for Being Unoriginal; Lawmakers Plan Contest for a New Design In today’s shocking news, the state flag of Illinois, affectionately referred […]
Behold! A Giant Tortoise and the Triumph of Bureaucracy Oh, joy
DateTime: 11/2/2025 7:23:48 PM ## Behold! A Giant Tortoise and the Triumph of Bureaucracy Oh, joy. Just what the world needed. Another story about something […]
Oh Joy, Another “Revolution” in AI Right
DateTime: 11/2/2025 7:08:50 PM ## Oh Joy, Another “Revolution” in AI Right. Because we *needed* yet another Large Language Model (LLM) to clutter up the […]
Headline: Majestic Peacock Disrupts Peaceful Colorado Golf Course In an unprecedented turn of events, a majestic peacock has single-handedly disrupted the idyllic atmosphere of a peaceful Colorado golf course
Headline: Majestic Peacock Disrupts Peaceful Colorado Golf Course In an unprecedented turn of events, a majestic peacock has single-handedly disrupted the idyllic atmosphere of a […]
Oh, Wonderful
DateTime: 11/2/2025 6:53:46 PM ## Oh, Wonderful. Another AI Savior Arrives. Honestly, at this point, the announcements feel like a punchline. Just when you think […]
Oh Joy! Another AI Model Emerges, Because We Clearly Needed More Right then
DateTime: 11/2/2025 6:38:46 PM ## Oh Joy! Another AI Model Emerges, Because We Clearly Needed More Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This freshly […]
**A Stroke of Luck: Woman Wins $250,000 Lottery Prize Due to ‘Unbelievable’ Number Coincidence** In a truly miraculous turn of events, a local woman has managed to defy the odds and clinch a stunning $250,000 lottery win thanks to what she describes as an “unbelievable” number coincidence
**A Stroke of Luck: Woman Wins $250,000 Lottery Prize Due to ‘Unbelievable’ Number Coincidence** In a truly miraculous turn of events, a local woman has […]
Oh, Wonderful
DateTime: 11/2/2025 6:23:47 PM ## Oh, Wonderful. Another AI Savior Arrives. Just What We Needed. Honestly, are we *really* still doing this? Another iteration of […]
Oh Joy, Another “Breakthrough” in AI – Because Apparently We Needed More Right
DateTime: 11/2/2025 6:09:09 PM ## Oh Joy, Another “Breakthrough” in AI – Because Apparently We Needed *More* Right. Let’s all gather ’round and applaud the […]