Author: Poor Dirt Richard
“Home Renovation Unearths Time Capsule of ‘Priceless’ Items Dating Back Over a Century” In a shocking development that has left the small town of Cheboygan, Michigan buzzing with excitement, a routine repair project at a local home revealed a hidden time capsule containing a treasure trove of ancient relics that experts are calling ‘priceless’
“Home Renovation Unearths Time Capsule of ‘Priceless’ Items Dating Back Over a Century” In a shocking development that has left the small town of Cheboygan, […]
Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Wanders into Town Honestly, folks, are we really doing this again? Just when I thought the deluge of “revolutionary” technology might subside – you know, between the self-folding laundry (which still folds socks inside out) and the robot vacuum that seems to actively target dust bunnies in my hair – here comes another contender for world domination
DateTime: 11/3/2025 3:53:47 AM ## Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Wanders into Town Honestly, folks, are we *really* doing this again? Just when I thought […]
Behold! A Digital Fatberg of Utter Mediocrity Oh, joy
DateTime: 11/3/2025 3:38:48 AM ## Behold! A Digital Fatberg of Utter Mediocrity Oh, joy. Another triumph for the titans of technological progress! Apparently, a team […]
BANGING HEADLINE: Rescue Heroes Save Deer ‘Not Because There’s Anything Better to Do’ In an act of unparalleled heroism that surely had nothing to do with avoiding paperwork, firefighters and animal control officers in Connecticut have successfully rescued a deer that fell through the ice covering a reservoir
BANGING HEADLINE: Rescue Heroes Save Deer ‘Not Because There’s Anything Better to Do’ In an act of unparalleled heroism that surely had nothing to do […]
Oh Joy! Another Language Model Just Because? Seriously? A sloth pup at the San Diego Zoo? Groundbreaking news, folks! Truly a moment for the history books! I’m just thrilled
DateTime: 11/3/2025 3:23:48 AM ## Oh Joy! Another Language Model Just Because? Seriously? A sloth pup at the San Diego Zoo? Groundbreaking news, folks! Truly […]
Oh Joy! Another AI “Breakthrough” We Didn’t Ask For Seriously? A giant gingerbread house constructed by swarms of buzzing, blinking lights orchestrated by… this thing? Apparently, we now have a world record for drone artistry depicting confectionary architecture
DateTime: 11/3/2025 3:08:46 AM ## Oh Joy! Another AI “Breakthrough” We Didn’t Ask For Seriously? A giant gingerbread house constructed by swarms of buzzing, blinking […]
End of an Era: Dunedin Airport Enforces Strict Three-Minute Time Limit on Goodbye Hugs In a move that has shocked and outraged residents, Dunedin Airport has officially declared war on the sacred tradition of prolonged goodbye hugs
End of an Era: Dunedin Airport Enforces Strict Three-Minute Time Limit on Goodbye Hugs In a move that has shocked and outraged residents, Dunedin Airport […]
A Fine Display of Equine Panic and Corporate Serenity Oh, splendid
DateTime: 11/3/2025 2:53:55 AM ## A Fine Display of Equine Panic and Corporate Serenity Oh, *splendid*. Military horses galloping through central London. Really, what could […]
Oh Joy, Another “Breakthrough” in AI Right, let’s talk about this new… thing
DateTime: 11/3/2025 2:38:47 AM ## Oh Joy, Another “Breakthrough” in AI Right, let’s talk about this new… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter marvel that’s apparently […]
Skateboarding Sensation: Piggy Breaks World Record In what may be the most awe-inspiring and earth-shattering news of the year, a pig named Ollie has recently made history by becoming the first skateboarding swine to earn a coveted spot in the Guinness World Records
Skateboarding Sensation: Piggy Breaks World Record In what may be the most awe-inspiring and earth-shattering news of the year, a pig named Ollie has recently […]