Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Eggceptionally Eggstraordinary: Egg Fair in Mexico Shatters World Record with Egg-cellent Relay Race In what can only be described as an eggs-traordinary feat, the 2024 Egg Fair held in Mexico went where no egg has gone before by breaking a Guinness World Record
Eggceptionally Eggstraordinary: Egg Fair in Mexico Shatters World Record with Egg-cellent Relay Race In what can only be described as an eggs-traordinary feat, the 2024 […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Marvel! Because We Clearly Needed This
DateTime: 11/2/2025 1:53:45 PM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Marvel! Because We *Clearly* Needed This. Right. Let’s all gather ’round and clap enthusiastically for yet […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Marvel! (Just What We Needed) Right then, let’s talk about this… thing
DateTime: 11/2/2025 1:38:45 PM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Marvel! (Just What We Needed) Right then, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter […]
Arkansas Man Hits Jackpot (Again) with Scratch-Off Ticket In what can only be described as outrageous luck, an Arkansas man has managed to win big not once, but twice in less than a month from the same scratch-off lottery game
Arkansas Man Hits Jackpot (Again) with Scratch-Off Ticket In what can only be described as outrageous luck, an Arkansas man has managed to win big […]
Peak Performance in Polyester: Because Apparently, Reality Is So Last Year Oh good grief
DateTime: 11/2/2025 1:23:45 PM ## Peak Performance in Polyester: Because Apparently, Reality Is *So* Last Year Oh good grief. Just when you think humanity has […]
Oh Joy, Another Technological Marvel We Didn’t Ask For Honestly? Just fantastic
DateTime: 11/2/2025 1:08:44 PM ## Oh Joy, Another Technological Marvel We Didn’t Ask For Honestly? Just *fantastic*. Because what we all desperately needed was *another* […]
Florida Museum Shatters World Record with Jaw-Dropping Dinosaur Parade In a groundbreaking display of raw manpower and creativity, a Florida museum has succeeded in breaking the Guinness World Record for the most people dressed in dinosaur costumes at a single gathering
Florida Museum Shatters World Record with Jaw-Dropping Dinosaur Parade In a groundbreaking display of raw manpower and creativity, a Florida museum has succeeded in breaking […]
Oh Joy: Now My Home Belongs to a Bear, Courtesy of Advanced AI Seriously? Is this what progress looks like now? We spend billions – billions, people! – developing increasingly complex algorithms, ostensibly to make our lives easier, and what do we get in return? A Californian man comes home from fleeing a wildfire (a wildfire, might I add) only to find a bear has claimed squatter’s rights on his property
DateTime: 11/2/2025 12:53:45 PM ## Oh Joy: Now My Home Belongs to a Bear, Courtesy of Advanced AI Seriously? Is this what progress looks like […]
A Triumph of Absurdity (and Probably Several Strained Neck Muscles) Oh, joy! Another pinnacle of human achievement to celebrate
DateTime: 11/2/2025 12:38:45 PM ## A Triumph of Absurdity (and Probably Several Strained Neck Muscles) Oh, joy! Another pinnacle of human achievement to celebrate. Apparently, […]
Toxic Taxidermy Parade: Museum Shuts Down to Avoid Poisoning Visitors In a shocking turn of events, the South Dakota Museum of Natural History has announced its closure due to concerns about arsenic exposure from its extensive collection of taxidermy animals
Toxic Taxidermy Parade: Museum Shuts Down to Avoid Poisoning Visitors In a shocking turn of events, the South Dakota Museum of Natural History has announced […]