Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Pesky Raccoons Continue to “Assist” in the Recapture of Escaped Otters at Wisconsin Zoo In what can only be described as a stroke of unbelievable luck, the Milwaukee County Zoo found themselves grappling with an unexpected obstacle in their mission to recapture a pair of wandering otters – unruly raccoons
Pesky Raccoons Continue to “Assist” in the Recapture of Escaped Otters at Wisconsin Zoo In what can only be described as a stroke of unbelievable […]
Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Arrives So, we’re supposed to be excited, are we? Another meticulously crafted digital echo chamber has landed
Published: 11/3/2025 6:53:47 AM ## Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Arrives So, we’re supposed to be *excited*, are we? Another meticulously crafted digital echo chamber […]
Oh Joy! Another Technological Marvel We Absolutely Didn’t Need So, apparently, we’re supposed to be thrilled
Published: 11/3/2025 6:38:43 AM ## Oh Joy! Another Technological Marvel We Absolutely Didn’t Need So, apparently, we’re supposed to be *thrilled*. Thrilled that some bright […]
Delighted Detroit Man Discovers He is the Lucky Winner of Lifetime Fortune In a shocking twist of fate, a man from Detroit has discovered that he is the fortunate recipient of a substantial lottery prize worth $25,000 annually for life
Delighted Detroit Man Discovers He is the Lucky Winner of Lifetime Fortune In a shocking twist of fate, a man from Detroit has discovered that […]
Oh Joy! We’re Celebrating…Rice? Seriously? This is what we’ve come to? A woman, armed with chopsticks and a frankly unsettling level of dedication (or perhaps just an alarming lack of anything better to do), painstakingly consumes one grain of rice at a time and somehow merits a Guinness World Record? I mean, bless her heart, truly
Published: 11/3/2025 6:24:02 AM ## Oh Joy! We’re Celebrating…Rice? Seriously? This is what we’ve come to? A woman, armed with chopsticks and a frankly unsettling […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Model! Because We Clearly Needed That
Published: 11/3/2025 6:09:02 AM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Model! Because We *Clearly* Needed That. Honestly? Just…fantastic. Another one. Seriously, do we need another large […]
Bizarre Green Glow Over Ontario: Definitely Not a UFO and Totally Normal In a shocking turn of events that surely won’t fuel conspiracy theories, a mysterious green light was spotted in the night sky over Ontario
Bizarre Green Glow Over Ontario: Definitely Not a UFO and Totally Normal In a shocking turn of events that surely won’t fuel conspiracy theories, a […]
Oh, Goodness, Another Technological Marvel! (Because We Needed More Distractions) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/3/2025 5:53:43 AM ## Oh, Goodness, Another Technological Marvel! (Because We Needed More Distractions) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter […]
Behold! Our Technological Salvation: A Possum, a Pursuit, and Perfectly Adequate AI Oh, joy
Published: 11/3/2025 5:38:44 AM ## Behold! Our Technological Salvation: A Possum, a Pursuit, and Perfectly Adequate AI Oh, joy. Just what we needed. Another shiny […]
Lucky Ohio Man Wins $500,000 Lottery Prize on 40th Birthday, Coincidence or Divine Intervention? Columbus, Ohio – In a twist of fate that could only happen in Ohio, a local man found himself with an extra reason to celebrate his milestone 40th birthday – a whopping $500,000 lottery win
Lucky Ohio Man Wins $500,000 Lottery Prize on 40th Birthday, Coincidence or Divine Intervention? Columbus, Ohio – In a twist of fate that could only […]