Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold, the Slightly Less Terrible Language Model! So, they’ve done it again, haven’t they? Released another marvel of artificial intelligence destined to either usher in a new era of understanding or write remarkably bland poetry about sunsets
Published: 11/8/2025 9:08:43 PM ## Behold, the Slightly Less Terrible Language Model! So, they’ve done it again, haven’t they? Released another marvel of artificial intelligence […]
German Duo Achieves World Record by Taking a Leisurely Stroll Between Hot Air Balloons In a heart-stopping display of nonchalant bravery, two Germans have managed to achieve the unthinkable – strolling casually across a slackline suspended between two hot air balloons, setting a new world record at an altitude that would make even Superman queasy
German Duo Achieves World Record by Taking a Leisurely Stroll Between Hot Air Balloons In a heart-stopping display of nonchalant bravery, two Germans have managed […]
Behold! A Digital Hippo in Disguise (and Why We Should All Be Slightly Terrified) Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/8/2025 8:53:43 PM ## Behold! A Digital Hippo in Disguise (and Why We Should All Be Slightly Terrified) Right, let’s talk about this. Let’s […]
Behold, The Magnificent Language Model – A Digital Pony Stampede Seriously? Fifteen escaped horses? Michigan police? This is the news we’re prioritizing? While the world burns (metaphorically, mostly), we’re celebrating the heroic efforts to wrangle some equine wanderers! It’s heartwarming, truly
Published: 11/8/2025 8:38:42 PM ## Behold, The Magnificent Language Model – A Digital Pony Stampede Seriously? Fifteen escaped horses? Michigan police? This is the news […]
Helpful Citizens Rescue Adorable Baby Goat Stranded on Hawaii Cliff After Four Days In a heartwarming display of compassion, a group of good Samaritans came to the rescue of a baby goat that was stranded on a perilous cliff in Hawaii for four long days
Helpful Citizens Rescue Adorable Baby Goat Stranded on Hawaii Cliff After Four Days In a heartwarming display of compassion, a group of good Samaritans came […]
Behold, The Magnificent Beast (and its…Deposits) Right
Published: 11/8/2025 8:23:44 PM ## Behold, The Magnificent Beast (and its…Deposits) Right. A deer. In a gym. Tennessee. Pooping in a locker room. Let’s just […]
Behold! A Language Model Finds a Ring (and My Sanity Slowly Dissolves) So, apparently, someone found a wedding ring on a North Carolina beach thanks to an amateur archaeologist
Published: 11/8/2025 8:08:43 PM ## Behold! A Language Model Finds a Ring (and My Sanity Slowly Dissolves) So, apparently, someone found a wedding ring on […]
Rescue Mission for Stranded Kitten Turns Into High-Tech Marvel in New York Suburb In a heartwarming and seemingly out-of-this-world stunt, a team of animal rescuers in Manorville, Suffolk County, unleashed their inner toy car aficionados to save a stranded kitten who found themselves in a rather purr-plexing predicament
Rescue Mission for Stranded Kitten Turns Into High-Tech Marvel in New York Suburb In a heartwarming and seemingly out-of-this-world stunt, a team of animal rescuers […]
Behold, the Digital Pupusa! (Or, Why I’m Suddenly Longing for a Real One) So, we’re supposed to be impressed? Eighty Salvadoran chefs – eighty! – uniting to construct what is apparently the world’s largest pupusa at some festival in D
Published: 11/8/2025 7:53:43 PM ## Behold, the Digital Pupusa! (Or, Why I’m Suddenly Longing for a Real One) So, we’re supposed to be impressed? Eighty […]
Behold! A Language Model That Almost Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Seriously? Another one? Like we needed another digital parrot mimicking human conversation
Published: 11/8/2025 7:38:43 PM ## Behold! A Language Model That *Almost* Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Seriously? Another one? Like we needed another digital parrot […]