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BREAKING: MISSOURI MAN DODGES FINANCIAL RUIN THANKS TO TIMELY INTERVENTION OF RESPONSIBLE NEWS TEAM In a heart-stopping tale of fate, fortune, and extremely sloppy household management, a Missouri man narrowly avoided a life of crippling poverty and scorn from his loved ones when a vigilant news team swooped in to save a $1 million Powerball ticket from certain doom: the trash can

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**BREAKING: MISSOURI MAN DODGES FINANCIAL RUIN THANKS TO TIMELY INTERVENTION OF RESPONSIBLE NEWS TEAM** In a heart-stopping tale of fate, fortune, and extremely sloppy household […]

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Pet Insurance Company Invites Public to Deliberate Over the Most Absurd Animal Names—Because This is Where We’re At in Life In a groundbreaking development that is surely the pinnacle of modern civilization, a prominent pet insurance company has invited the general public to vote on some of the most ludicrous animal names for its annual “Wacky Pet Names” award

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**Pet Insurance Company Invites Public to Deliberate Over the Most Absurd Animal Names—Because This is Where We’re At in Life** In a groundbreaking development that […]

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Red Pandas Take Advantage of Snowstorm to Stage Daring, Fluffy Escape from Local Zoo In a remarkable turn of events this week, a snowstorm descended upon the city, and with it came an unexpected plot twist worthy of a blockbuster film

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**Red Pandas Take Advantage of Snowstorm to Stage Daring, Fluffy Escape from Local Zoo** In a remarkable turn of events this week, a snowstorm descended […]

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BREAKING: Maryland Man’s Itchy Hand Leads to LIFE-CHANGING $40,000 Lottery Jackpot In a bizarre incident that has left doctors baffled and lottery officials thrilled, a Maryland man’s uncontrollable itchy hand led him to scratch a winning lottery ticket, securing a staggering $40,000 prize

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**BREAKING: Maryland Man’s Itchy Hand Leads to LIFE-CHANGING $40,000 Lottery Jackpot** In a bizarre incident that has left doctors baffled and lottery officials thrilled, a […]