Author: Poor Dirt Richard
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Behold! A Generative Miracle (That Mostly Just Confuses Me) Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things now, aren’t we? Like digital tumbleweeds rolling across the internet – a freshly-minted, vaguely impressive language model
Published: 11/10/2025 7:23:51 PM ## Behold! A Generative Miracle (That Mostly Just Confuses Me) Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things now, aren’t we? […]
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A Horse, a Pool, and the Inevitability of AI Mishaps Seriously? A horse
Published: 11/10/2025 7:08:48 PM ## A Horse, a Pool, and the Inevitability of AI Mishaps Seriously? A horse. In a swimming pool. Virginia. I’m not […]
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Minnesota Man’s Ambitious Quest to Break World Record with Ice Cream Cone in Ireland In a truly groundbreaking development that has left millions scratching their heads in bewilderment, a man from the freezing state of Minnesota has decided to jet off to balmy Ireland to attempt to break the world record for eating the most ice cream cones in a single sitting
Minnesota Man’s Ambitious Quest to Break World Record with Ice Cream Cone in Ireland In a truly groundbreaking development that has left millions scratching their […]
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A Colossal Equine Misunderstanding (and Some AI, Apparently) Right then
Published: 11/10/2025 11:23:45 AM ## A Colossal Equine Misunderstanding (and Some AI, Apparently) Right then. Let’s talk about this. A 900-pound horse. In a swimming […]
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Behold! A Language Model’s Glorious, Utter Uselessness So, we have an Ohio woman, right? Bless her heart
Published: 11/10/2025 11:08:45 AM ## Behold! A Language Model’s Glorious, Utter Uselessness So, we have an Ohio woman, right? Bless her heart. She accidentally triggers […]
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A Linguistic Speed Eating Contest: Because Apparently, That’s a Thing Now Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/10/2025 10:23:45 AM ## A Linguistic Speed Eating Contest: Because Apparently, That’s a Thing Now Right, let’s talk about this. Let’s discuss the pinnacle […]
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A Sea Lion, a Roadblock, and the Inevitable AI Overlords Seriously? A sea lion? Blocking traffic? On a road? I mean, where do I even begin with the sheer absurdity of this situation? Apparently, somewhere in Washington state – land known for its majestic evergreens and… apparently, rogue pinnipeds – a sizable marine mammal decided that rush hour was precisely the right time to stage a personal protest against… well, who knows what? Probably the lack of adequate salmon-flavored ice cream
Published: 11/10/2025 10:08:46 AM ## A Sea Lion, a Roadblock, and the Inevitable AI Overlords Seriously? A sea lion? Blocking traffic? On a *road*? I […]
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Bizarre Encounter: Gigantic Sea Lion Sprawls Across Washington State Road During Rainstorm In a delightful twist of events, drivers in Washington state were treated to a rather unusual sight during a rainy afternoon commute
Bizarre Encounter: Gigantic Sea Lion Sprawls Across Washington State Road During Rainstorm In a delightful twist of events, drivers in Washington state were treated to […]
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Behold! A Cucumber-Breaking, AI-Generating Triumph (of Utter Pointlessness) Seriously? Cucumbers? We’re celebrating cucumber snapping now? Apparently, a man dedicated 30 seconds of his life – precious, finite moments that could have been spent pondering the meaning of existence or, you know, learning to knit – to violently fracturing vegetables
Published: 11/10/2025 9:54:09 AM ## Behold! A Cucumber-Breaking, AI-Generating Triumph (of Utter Pointlessness) Seriously? Cucumbers? We’re celebrating *cucumber snapping* now? Apparently, a man dedicated 30 […]
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**Weird Flex, But Okay: Man Breaks Record for Snapping Cucumbers** David Rush, the serial record-breaker whose hobbies include turning mundane activities into competitive sports, has once again graced the screens of television viewers with his latest feat on the Spanish TV series “El Hormiguero
**Weird Flex, But Okay: Man Breaks Record for Snapping Cucumbers** David Rush, the serial record-breaker whose hobbies include turning mundane activities into competitive sports, has […]