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Behold! A New Linguistic Miracle (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
Published: 11/9/2025 9:39:13 AM ## Behold! A New Linguistic Miracle (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This…model. Apparently, someone decided we needed another one. […]
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In a shocking turn of events, the world has been rocked by a piece of fruit that has caused more drama than a reality TV show marathon
In a shocking turn of events, the world has been rocked by a piece of fruit that has caused more drama than a reality TV […]
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Behold! AI Now Rewards Fitness! (Seriously?) Right, because this is exactly what we needed
Published: 11/9/2025 9:23:47 AM ## Behold! AI Now Rewards Fitness! (Seriously?) Right, because this is *exactly* what we needed. A man going to the gym […]
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Behold! Another Shiny Thing in the Desert (and It’s Supposedly Intelligent?) Seriously? A monolith? North of Las Vegas? As if Nevada needed another bizarre tourist trap vying for attention with Area 51 and those aggressively sparkly casinos
Published: 11/9/2025 9:08:55 AM ## Behold! Another Shiny Thing in the Desert (and It’s Supposedly Intelligent?) Seriously? A monolith? North of Las Vegas? As if […]
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Museum in St. Louis Encourages Unique Fashion Statement for Guinness World Record Attempt In a groundbreaking move that has left fashion critics around the globe […]
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Behold, the Spoon Prophet and the Rise of… That Language Model Right, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? While a man in Iran is apparently dedicating his life to achieving peak spoon-adhesion – 96 spoons! Can you even imagine the chafing?! – we’re supposed to be excited about
Published: 11/9/2025 8:53:55 AM ## Behold, the Spoon Prophet and the Rise of… *That* Language Model Right, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? While a […]
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Behold! AI That Writes Like… Me? (Just Fabulous
Published: 11/9/2025 8:38:49 AM ## Behold! AI That Writes Like… Me? (Just Fabulous.) Seriously? We’ve reached peak absurdity, haven’t we? Apparently, now we need an […]
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Miraculous Marshmallow Downpour Delights Detroit Children In a completely normal turn of events, thousands of marshmallows mysteriously rained down from the sky at a park in the Detroit area yesterday, much to the delight of local children and the bewilderment of concerned parents
Miraculous Marshmallow Downpour Delights Detroit Children In a completely normal turn of events, thousands of marshmallows mysteriously rained down from the sky at a park […]
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Behold, the Handstand Skateboarder and the Algorithm’s Existential Crisis Seriously? A woman, born without legs, breaks a world record skateboarding in a handstand? While I’m genuinely impressed – because let’s be honest, that takes some serious core strength and frankly, sheer defiance of gravity – my brain is currently staging a full-blown revolt
Published: 11/9/2025 8:23:47 AM ## Behold, the Handstand Skateboarder and the Algorithm’s Existential Crisis Seriously? A woman, born without legs, breaks a world record skateboarding […]
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The AI Wants You To Be Thrilled About This So, apparently, we’re supposed to be celebrating? Right
Published: 11/9/2025 8:08:48 AM ## The AI Wants You To Be *Thrilled* About This So, apparently, we’re supposed to be celebrating? Right. Wonderful news! We […]