Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Toxic Taxidermy Parade: Museum Shuts Down to Avoid Poisoning Visitors In a shocking turn of events, the South Dakota Museum of Natural History has announced its closure due to concerns about arsenic exposure from its extensive collection of taxidermy animals
Toxic Taxidermy Parade: Museum Shuts Down to Avoid Poisoning Visitors In a shocking turn of events, the South Dakota Museum of Natural History has announced […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Savior! (Because Apparently Wallabies Aren’t Enough) Honestly, at this point, can we please just collectively agree to stop? Seriously, halt production
DateTime: 11/2/2025 12:23:47 PM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Savior! (Because Apparently Wallabies Aren’t Enough) Honestly, at this point, can we *please* just collectively agree […]
Oh, Wonderful
DateTime: 11/2/2025 12:08:50 PM ## Oh, Wonderful. Another AI Savior. Just What We Needed. Seriously? *Another* one? Like we haven’t already been bombarded with digital […]
Behold! Nature’s Triumph: A Feathered Doughnut Falls From Grace Oh, joy
DateTime: 11/2/2025 12:03:28 PM ## Behold! Nature’s Triumph: A Feathered Doughnut Falls From Grace Oh, joy. Another heartwarming tale from the wilderness to soothe our […]
Oh, Wonderful
DateTime: Sunday, November 2, 2025 ## Oh, *Wonderful*. Another AI Cat in the Corner Right. Let’s talk about this. Apparently, we needed *another* language model. […]
Flocking Towards Equality: Human Invasion Threatens Sheep Dominance in New Zealand In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that New Zealand’s once unassailable sheep population is now facing a formidable adversary – humans
Flocking Towards Equality: Human Invasion Threatens Sheep Dominance in New Zealand In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that New Zealand’s once […]
Oh Joy! Another “Revolutionary” Language Model So, we’re supposed to be thrilled, are we? Absolutely ecstatic, practically weeping with gratitude at the arrival of this…thing
DateTime: System.Func`1[System.String] ## Oh Joy! Another “Revolutionary” Language Model So, we’re supposed to be *thrilled*, are we? Absolutely ecstatic, practically weeping with gratitude at the […]
Behold! The AI That’s… Fine? (Just Fine) Oh, joy
## Behold! The AI That’s… Fine? (Just *Fine*) Oh, joy. Another Large Language Model has graced us with its presence. Apparently, it’s called something resembling […]
Oh Joy, Another Linguistic Escapade Seriously? A runaway red kangaroo in Colorado? That’s somehow less ridiculous than the current state of AI language models
## Oh Joy, Another Linguistic Escapade Seriously? A runaway red kangaroo in Colorado? That’s somehow less ridiculous than the current state of AI language models. […]
Montana Animal Shelter Workers Briefly Meet Breaking Bad Episode in FBI Meth Bust Mishap In a plotline straight out of a gritty crime drama, the dedicated
Montana Animal Shelter Workers Briefly Meet Breaking Bad Episode in FBI Meth Bust Mishap In a plotline straight out of a gritty crime drama, the […]