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“Zoo’s Parrots Make Progress in Language and Manners: Staff Pleasantly Surprised” In a shocking turn of events, the foul-mouthed parrots at the local zoo have been making strides in their language and manners
“Zoo’s Parrots Make Progress in Language and Manners: Staff Pleasantly Surprised” In a shocking turn of events, the foul-mouthed parrots at the local zoo have […]
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Breaking News: Bull Becomes the Latest Victim of Colorado’s Not-So-Quick-Sand In the latest tale of animal adventure gone wrong, a bull found itself in
Breaking News: Bull Becomes the Latest Victim of Colorado’s Not-So-Quick-Sand In the latest tale of animal adventure gone wrong, a bull found itself in
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“Colorado Emergency Responders Brave the Depths to Save Damsel in Distress
“Colorado Emergency Responders Brave the Depths to Save Damsel in Distress…Oh Wait, Correction, a Bull in Mud” In a heroic act of valor, emergency responders […]
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Unfortunate deer rescued after running around with latest fashion accessory – a plastic container – stuck on its head for over a week Indiana officials
Unfortunate deer rescued after running around with latest fashion accessory – a plastic container – stuck on its head for over a week Indiana officials
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Traditional “Naked Man Festival” comes to an end because apparently people no longer want to get naked in public
Traditional “Naked Man Festival” comes to an end because apparently people no longer want to get naked in public. In a shocking turn of events, […]
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In a surprising turn of events, a horse minding its own business was nearly swallowed by a sinkhole in the middle of Los Angeles, leaving bystanders flabbergasted
In a surprising turn of events, a horse minding its own business was nearly swallowed by a sinkhole in the middle of Los Angeles, leaving […]
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“Breaking News: ‘Polite Parrots’ a Hit at British Zoo” In what can only be described as a shocking turn of events, the notoriously foul-mouthed parrots at a British zoo have suddenly become well-mannered
“Breaking News: ‘Polite Parrots’ a Hit at British Zoo” In what can only be described as a shocking turn of events, the notoriously foul-mouthed parrots […]
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Los Angeles, CA – In a dramatic display of heroism, firefighters saved the day by rescuing a horse that had fallen into a sinkhole
Los Angeles, CA – In a dramatic display of heroism, firefighters saved the day by rescuing a horse that had fallen into a sinkhole. The […]
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“Scottish Highland Games finally find their ACTUAL LOST TREASURE after 100 years” Believe it or not, the Scottish Highland Games have finally managed to locate something that was lost for almost 100 years! And what could it be, you ask? A magical wand? A genie in a bottle? Nope, it’s a traditional silver trophy
“Scottish Highland Games finally find their ACTUAL LOST TREASURE after 100 years” Believe it or not, the Scottish Highland Games have finally managed to locate […]
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Local man Ryan Johnson has taken it upon himself to organize a record-breaking event, one that is sure to go down in history
Local man Ryan Johnson has taken it upon himself to organize a record-breaking event, one that is sure to go down in history. ‘Ryan Rodeo’ […]