Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold! A Technological Iguana in Our Midst Oh, marvelous
DateTime: 11/2/2025 8:53:47 PM ## Behold! A Technological Iguana in Our Midst Oh, *marvelous*. Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more delightfully absurd, […]
Behold! Another Benevolent AI Savior (Just Kidding) Oh, joy
DateTime: 11/2/2025 8:38:47 PM ## Behold! Another Benevolent AI Savior (Just Kidding) Oh, joy. Just when I thought the relentless parade of “groundbreaking” technological advancements […]
Uncle’s Luck: Man Wins $30,000 Jackpot from Gifted Lottery Ticket In a stroke of unimaginable fortune, a man in Littleville, USA, found himself the unexpected recipient of a whopping $30,000 jackpot after receiving a humble gift from his dear nephew
Uncle’s Luck: Man Wins $30,000 Jackpot from Gifted Lottery Ticket In a stroke of unimaginable fortune, a man in Littleville, USA, found himself the unexpected […]
Oh Joy! Another Technological Marvel We Absolutely Didn’t Need So, we’re being treated to yet another announcement of groundbreaking AI capability
DateTime: 11/2/2025 8:23:49 PM ## Oh Joy! Another Technological Marvel We Absolutely Didn’t Need So, we’re being treated to yet another announcement of groundbreaking AI […]
Behold! A Bovine Odyssey – Because, Of Course
DateTime: 11/2/2025 8:08:49 PM ## Behold! A Bovine Odyssey – Because, Of Course. Oh, Texas. Land of wide open spaces, sensible footwear, and apparently, escaped […]
FAMILY’S BACKYARD SURPRISED BY UNEXPECTED GUEST TAKING A DIP IN POOL In a shocking turn of events, a California family’s home security camera recently recorded a scene straight out of a wildlife documentary, as a bear nonchalantly waltzed into their backyard and decided to cool off with a midnight swim in their pool
FAMILY’S BACKYARD SURPRISED BY UNEXPECTED GUEST TAKING A DIP IN POOL In a shocking turn of events, a California family’s home security camera recently recorded […]
An Alligator in Lake Erie? Seriously?! (And Now We’re Talking About That AI) Oh, wonderful
DateTime: 11/2/2025 7:53:46 PM ## An Alligator in Lake Erie? Seriously?! (And Now We’re Talking About *That* AI) Oh, wonderful. Just what the world needed: […]
Behold! The Apex of Technological Achievement: A Diapered Spider Monkey in Code Form Oh, joy
DateTime: 11/2/2025 7:38:59 PM ## Behold! The Apex of Technological Achievement: A Diapered Spider Monkey in Code Form Oh, joy. Just *joy*. Because apparently humanity’s […]
Illinois State Flag Criticized for Being Unoriginal; Lawmakers Plan Contest for a New Design In today’s shocking news, the state flag of Illinois, affectionately referred to as the “SOB” or “Seal on a Bedsheet” by some disgruntled citizens, is facing harsh criticisms for its lackluster design
Illinois State Flag Criticized for Being Unoriginal; Lawmakers Plan Contest for a New Design In today’s shocking news, the state flag of Illinois, affectionately referred […]
Behold! A Giant Tortoise and the Triumph of Bureaucracy Oh, joy
DateTime: 11/2/2025 7:23:48 PM ## Behold! A Giant Tortoise and the Triumph of Bureaucracy Oh, joy. Just what the world needed. Another story about something […]