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Kiwis Embrace New Hug Regulation: Families Now Restricted to Three-Minute Send-Offs at Airport In a stunning move meant to enhance operational efficiency and curb emotional excess, the airport authorities of New Zealand have enacted a groundbreaking regulation limiting all drop-off hugs to a strict three-minute maximum
**Kiwis Embrace New Hug Regulation: Families Now Restricted to Three-Minute Send-Offs at Airport** In a stunning move meant to enhance operational efficiency and curb emotional […]
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Feline Hero: Kitten Miraculously Rescued From Storm Drain in Canton In a heartwarming display of human decency, a tiny 6-week-old kitten was plucked from the depths of a storm drain near an Interstate 95 on-ramp in Canton, Massachusetts
Feline Hero: Kitten Miraculously Rescued From Storm Drain in Canton In a heartwarming display of human decency, a tiny 6-week-old kitten was plucked from the […]
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Unearthed: Enormous ‘Megalodon’ Goldfish Discovered Lurking in Pennsylvania Waterway In a groundbreaking and totally unexpected turn of events, a gargantuan goldfish, likened to the prehistoric Megalodon shark, has been unearthed from the depths of a picturesque waterway in Pennsylvania
Unearthed: Enormous ‘Megalodon’ Goldfish Discovered Lurking in Pennsylvania Waterway In a groundbreaking and totally unexpected turn of events, a gargantuan goldfish, likened to the prehistoric […]
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BREAKING: London Comedy Club Declares War on Frozen Faces In a shocking move, the owner of London’s popular “Laugh-A-Palooza” comedy club announced yesterday that he is banning audience members with Botox injections, effective immediately
**BREAKING: London Comedy Club Declares War on Frozen Faces** In a shocking move, the owner of London’s popular “Laugh-A-Palooza” comedy club announced yesterday that he […]
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**”Unbelievable Miracle: Cat Travels 900 Miles to Find New Vacation Home in North Carolina”** In a heartwarming and completely unremarkable turn of events, a Florida family was left gobsmacked after their beloved feline, named Fluffy (how original), mysteriously disappeared only to resurface weeks later in a shelter in North Carolina, over 900 miles away from her supposed ‘home
**”Unbelievable Miracle: Cat Travels 900 Miles to Find New Vacation Home in North Carolina”** In a heartwarming and completely unremarkable turn of events, a Florida […]
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BREAKING: FURRY FELON STRIKES IN SUBURBAN NEW YORK! In a daring daylight heist, a masked bandit was caught on camera swiping a package of pet food from a unsuspecting homeowner’s porch in the quiet suburbs of New York
**BREAKING: FURRY FELON STRIKES IN SUBURBAN NEW YORK!** In a daring daylight heist, a masked bandit was caught on camera swiping a package of pet […]
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Local Bear Discovers the Simple Joys of Suburban Life in California Kiddie Pool In what can only be described as a heartwarming tale of interspecies friendship, a local bear in California has taken a break from the wild to immerse itself in the luxuries of suburban living—specifically, taking a refreshing dip in a family’s kiddie pool
**Local Bear Discovers the Simple Joys of Suburban Life in California Kiddie Pool** In what can only be described as a heartwarming tale of interspecies […]
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Title: Heroic Paramedics Save the Day: Rescuing a Tragic Soup-Loving Raccoon In a heartwarming display of bravery and dedication, paramedics in a small town came to the rescue of a raccoon whose head was tragically stuck in a soup can
Title: Heroic Paramedics Save the Day: Rescuing a Tragic Soup-Loving Raccoon In a heartwarming display of bravery and dedication, paramedics in a small town came […]
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BREAKING: Local Man’s Epic Balloon-Popping Stunt Leaves Onlookers in Awe (and Slightly Traumatized) In a jaw-dropping display of human endurance, flexibility, and utter ridiculousness, 32-year-old Dave Wilson and his trusty sidekick, 29-year-old Brian Jenkins, attempted to set a new Guinness World Record by popping an astonishing 500 balloons between their bodies
**BREAKING: Local Man’s Epic Balloon-Popping Stunt Leaves Onlookers in Awe (and Slightly Traumatized)** In a jaw-dropping display of human endurance, flexibility, and utter ridiculousness, 32-year-old […]
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Headline: Men Try to Break Ridiculous Balloon-Popping Record Using Only Their Bodies In a baffling display of sheer determination and questionable life
Headline: Men Try to Break Ridiculous Balloon-Popping Record Using Only Their Bodies In a baffling display of sheer determination and questionable life