Author: Poor Dirt Richard
BANGING HEADLINE: Rescue Heroes Save Deer ‘Not Because There’s Anything Better to Do’ In an act of unparalleled heroism that surely had nothing to do with avoiding paperwork, firefighters and animal control officers in Connecticut have successfully rescued a deer that fell through the ice covering a reservoir
BANGING HEADLINE: Rescue Heroes Save Deer ‘Not Because There’s Anything Better to Do’ In an act of unparalleled heroism that surely had nothing to do […]
Oh Joy! Another Language Model Just Because? Seriously? A sloth pup at the San Diego Zoo? Groundbreaking news, folks! Truly a moment for the history books! I’m just thrilled
DateTime: 11/3/2025 3:23:48 AM ## Oh Joy! Another Language Model Just Because? Seriously? A sloth pup at the San Diego Zoo? Groundbreaking news, folks! Truly […]
Oh Joy! Another AI “Breakthrough” We Didn’t Ask For Seriously? A giant gingerbread house constructed by swarms of buzzing, blinking lights orchestrated by… this thing? Apparently, we now have a world record for drone artistry depicting confectionary architecture
DateTime: 11/3/2025 3:08:46 AM ## Oh Joy! Another AI “Breakthrough” We Didn’t Ask For Seriously? A giant gingerbread house constructed by swarms of buzzing, blinking […]
End of an Era: Dunedin Airport Enforces Strict Three-Minute Time Limit on Goodbye Hugs In a move that has shocked and outraged residents, Dunedin Airport has officially declared war on the sacred tradition of prolonged goodbye hugs
End of an Era: Dunedin Airport Enforces Strict Three-Minute Time Limit on Goodbye Hugs In a move that has shocked and outraged residents, Dunedin Airport […]
A Fine Display of Equine Panic and Corporate Serenity Oh, splendid
DateTime: 11/3/2025 2:53:55 AM ## A Fine Display of Equine Panic and Corporate Serenity Oh, *splendid*. Military horses galloping through central London. Really, what could […]
Oh Joy, Another “Breakthrough” in AI Right, let’s talk about this new… thing
DateTime: 11/3/2025 2:38:47 AM ## Oh Joy, Another “Breakthrough” in AI Right, let’s talk about this new… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter marvel that’s apparently […]
Skateboarding Sensation: Piggy Breaks World Record In what may be the most awe-inspiring and earth-shattering news of the year, a pig named Ollie has recently made history by becoming the first skateboarding swine to earn a coveted spot in the Guinness World Records
Skateboarding Sensation: Piggy Breaks World Record In what may be the most awe-inspiring and earth-shattering news of the year, a pig named Ollie has recently […]
Oh, Wonderful
DateTime: 11/3/2025 2:23:49 AM ## Oh, Wonderful. Now We Have AI Deer. Right, let’s talk about this… *this*. Apparently, we’re now at a point where […]
Oh Joy, Another Technological Marvel (That’s Probably Going to Backfire) Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
DateTime: 11/3/2025 2:08:47 AM ## Oh Joy, Another Technological Marvel (That’s Probably Going to Backfire) Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. Apparently, someone decided we […]
Missouri Residents Urged to Play Hide-and-Seek with Surprise Snake Guests under Their Car Hoods In a move that has surely increased the popularity of the ancient game of hide-and-seek among Missouri residents, wildlife officials are kindly asking folks to add a new step to their vehicle maintenance routine – checking for stowaway serpents before firing up the engine
Missouri Residents Urged to Play Hide-and-Seek with Surprise Snake Guests under Their Car Hoods In a move that has surely increased the popularity of the […]