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Steel Chestnut Plunges World Conker Championships into Controversy The normally peaceful and quaint village of Southwick was rocked by scandal during this year’s World Conker Championships, as a steel chestnut emerged on the scene, sending shockwaves through the conker community

Steel Chestnut Plunges World Conker Championships into Controversy The normally peaceful and quaint village of Southwick was rocked by scandal during this year’s World Conker […]

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DateTime: 11/3/2025 4:38:46 AM ## Oh, Wonderful. Another AI Savior Arrives. Just What We Needed. Seriously? *Another* one? You’ve got to be kidding me. The […]

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“Groundbreaking Payment Method: Massachusetts Library Now Accepting Cat Pictures for Overdue Fees” In a move that is sure to revolutionize the way library fines are paid, a Massachusetts library has decided to think outside the box – or rather, inside the litter box

“Groundbreaking Payment Method: Massachusetts Library Now Accepting Cat Pictures for Overdue Fees” In a move that is sure to revolutionize the way library fines are […]

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DateTime: 11/3/2025 4:08:47 AM ## Oh, Wonderful. Now We Need to Worry About *That*? Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up. Apparently, somewhere in England […]

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“Home Renovation Unearths Time Capsule of ‘Priceless’ Items Dating Back Over a Century” In a shocking development that has left the small town of Cheboygan, Michigan buzzing with excitement, a routine repair project at a local home revealed a hidden time capsule containing a treasure trove of ancient relics that experts are calling ‘priceless’

“Home Renovation Unearths Time Capsule of ‘Priceless’ Items Dating Back Over a Century” In a shocking development that has left the small town of Cheboygan, […]

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Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Wanders into Town Honestly, folks, are we really doing this again? Just when I thought the deluge of “revolutionary” technology might subside – you know, between the self-folding laundry (which still folds socks inside out) and the robot vacuum that seems to actively target dust bunnies in my hair – here comes another contender for world domination

DateTime: 11/3/2025 3:53:47 AM ## Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Wanders into Town Honestly, folks, are we *really* doing this again? Just when I thought […]