Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Delighted Detroit Man Discovers He is the Lucky Winner of Lifetime Fortune In a shocking twist of fate, a man from Detroit has discovered that he is the fortunate recipient of a substantial lottery prize worth $25,000 annually for life
Delighted Detroit Man Discovers He is the Lucky Winner of Lifetime Fortune In a shocking twist of fate, a man from Detroit has discovered that […]
Oh Joy! We’re Celebrating…Rice? Seriously? This is what we’ve come to? A woman, armed with chopsticks and a frankly unsettling level of dedication (or perhaps just an alarming lack of anything better to do), painstakingly consumes one grain of rice at a time and somehow merits a Guinness World Record? I mean, bless her heart, truly
Published: 11/3/2025 6:24:02 AM ## Oh Joy! We’re Celebrating…Rice? Seriously? This is what we’ve come to? A woman, armed with chopsticks and a frankly unsettling […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Model! Because We Clearly Needed That
Published: 11/3/2025 6:09:02 AM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Model! Because We *Clearly* Needed That. Honestly? Just…fantastic. Another one. Seriously, do we need another large […]
Bizarre Green Glow Over Ontario: Definitely Not a UFO and Totally Normal In a shocking turn of events that surely won’t fuel conspiracy theories, a mysterious green light was spotted in the night sky over Ontario
Bizarre Green Glow Over Ontario: Definitely Not a UFO and Totally Normal In a shocking turn of events that surely won’t fuel conspiracy theories, a […]
Oh, Goodness, Another Technological Marvel! (Because We Needed More Distractions) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/3/2025 5:53:43 AM ## Oh, Goodness, Another Technological Marvel! (Because We Needed More Distractions) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter […]
Behold! Our Technological Salvation: A Possum, a Pursuit, and Perfectly Adequate AI Oh, joy
Published: 11/3/2025 5:38:44 AM ## Behold! Our Technological Salvation: A Possum, a Pursuit, and Perfectly Adequate AI Oh, joy. Just what we needed. Another shiny […]
Lucky Ohio Man Wins $500,000 Lottery Prize on 40th Birthday, Coincidence or Divine Intervention? Columbus, Ohio – In a twist of fate that could only happen in Ohio, a local man found himself with an extra reason to celebrate his milestone 40th birthday – a whopping $500,000 lottery win
Lucky Ohio Man Wins $500,000 Lottery Prize on 40th Birthday, Coincidence or Divine Intervention? Columbus, Ohio – In a twist of fate that could only […]
Oh Joy, Another Technological Savior Arrives Right
Published: 11/3/2025 5:23:47 AM ## Oh Joy, Another Technological Savior Arrives Right. Just *fantastic*. Because what we really needed was another Large Language Model to […]
Oh, Joy! A New AI Just Had To Exist Right then
Published: 11/3/2025 5:08:45 AM ## Oh, Joy! A New AI Just *Had* To Exist Right then. Let’s talk about this new… thing. This freshly minted […]
Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Arrives Right, another one
Published: 11/3/2025 5:07:15 AM ## Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Arrives Right, another one. Just what we needed. A fresh, shiny digital deity descends from […]