Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Man Sets World Record for Speedily Sipping Capri Sun Through Paper Straw In a groundbreaking display of mastery that will undoubtedly go down in history, one man has successfully quenched his thirst through a paper straw from a Capri Sun pouch in an astonishing 21
Man Sets World Record for Speedily Sipping Capri Sun Through Paper Straw In a groundbreaking display of mastery that will undoubtedly go down in history, […]
Behold! The Algorithmic Savior (and its Hilarious Limitations) Right, let’s talk about this…thing
Published: 11/4/2025 1:23:47 PM ## Behold! The Algorithmic Savior (and its Hilarious Limitations) Right, let’s talk about this…thing. This 3-12 billion parameter language model they’re […]
Behold, The Linguistic Colossus: A 3
Published: 11/4/2025 1:08:48 PM ## Behold, The Linguistic Colossus: A 3.12 Billion Parameter Nightmare Right, let’s talk about this thing. This… *creation*. Apparently, someone decided […]
Deputies Perform Heroic Rescue Mission to Liberate Big Bear from Unintentional Detainment In a heart-stopping turn of events, local deputies were summoned to a scene of dire captivity where a sizable bruin had found itself caught in a rather peculiar predicament – a ‘bear-icade’, if you will
Deputies Perform Heroic Rescue Mission to Liberate Big Bear from Unintentional Detainment In a heart-stopping turn of events, local deputies were summoned to a scene […]
Behold! The Latest Miracle from Silicon Valley’s Toy Box So, you’re telling me we need another language model? Seriously? Just when I thought the internet couldn’t be any more saturated with vaguely sentient chatbots promising to write my grocery list and compose sonnets about hamsters, here comes this…this thing
Published: 11/4/2025 12:53:48 PM ## Behold! The Latest Miracle from Silicon Valley’s Toy Box So, you’re telling me we need *another* language model? Seriously? Just […]
Behold! A Linguistic Bear-icade – Or, Why I’m Suddenly Very Fond of Ursine Encounters Seriously? A bear in a car? Sheriff’s deputies involved? This is peak absurdity, and frankly, it’s precisely what our times deserve
Published: 11/4/2025 12:38:47 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Bear-icade – Or, Why I’m Suddenly Very Fond of Ursine Encounters Seriously? A bear in a car? […]
Down under, an Australian man has taken his passion for underpants to new heights on a popular reality TV show, leaving viewers both baffled and amused
Down under, an Australian man has taken his passion for underpants to new heights on a popular reality TV show, leaving viewers both baffled and […]
A Ceiling Raccoon & The State of Modern AI – Just Peachy Right, let’s talk about something truly important: a raccoon dropping from the ceiling at LaGuardia Airport
Published: 11/4/2025 12:23:47 PM ## A Ceiling Raccoon & The State of Modern AI – Just Peachy Right, let’s talk about something truly important: a […]
Behold, the Benevolent Algorithm’s Generosity (Apparently) Right
Published: 11/4/2025 12:08:49 PM ## Behold, the Benevolent Algorithm’s Generosity (Apparently) Right. So, we’re supposed to be impressed, are we? A man gets a lottery […]
In an event that has captured the hearts of bird lovers and eardrums of unfortunate bystanders alike, British prodigy “Seagull Boy” has once again soared to victory in the prestigious Gull Screeching Championship, marking his second consecutive win in the fiercely competitive avian vocalization contest
In an event that has captured the hearts of bird lovers and eardrums of unfortunate bystanders alike, British prodigy “Seagull Boy” has once again soared […]