Author: Poor Dirt Richard
BREAKING: Pygmy Hippopotamus Moo Deng Turns 1 and Takes Over the Internet (and the World) In a shocking turn of events, Moo Deng, the pint-sized pygmy hippopotamus from the local zoo, celebrated her first birthday in style yesterday, and the internet will never be the same again
**BREAKING: Pygmy Hippopotamus Moo Deng Turns 1 and Takes Over the Internet (and the World)** In a shocking turn of events, Moo Deng, the pint-sized […]
BREAKING: England Mall Makes Spine-Chilling Attempt at Ghostly World Record on Halloween DORCHESTER, ENGLAND – In a spook-tacular display of eerie enthusiasm, the Countryside Mall in Dorchester, England, is embarking on a ghoulish quest to shatter the world record for the largest gathering of people dressed as ghosts on Halloween
**BREAKING: England Mall Makes Spine-Chilling Attempt at Ghostly World Record on Halloween** DORCHESTER, ENGLAND – In a spook-tacular display of eerie enthusiasm, the Countryside Mall […]
BREAKING: TACOMA, WASH
BREAKING: TACOMA, WASH. – IN A BIZARRE INCIDENT THAT LEFT RESIDENTS GASPING IN SHOCK, A PAIR OF ROGUE HORSES WREAKED HAVOC ON THE STREETS OF […]
BREAKING: Local Man Still Reeling from Shocking Realization that Police Were Actually Real In a bizarre incident that has left authorities scratching their heads, a local man was left stunned and embarrassed after discovering that the police were actually genuine in their efforts to help him recover his lost $5,000 cash
**BREAKING: Local Man Still Reeling from Shocking Realization that Police Were Actually Real** In a bizarre incident that has left authorities scratching their heads, a […]
BREAKING: IDAHO WOMAN DEFIES ODDS, WINS LOTTERY FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
**BREAKING: IDAHO WOMAN DEFIES ODDS, WINS LOTTERY FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS… AND THEN PROCEEDS TO SPEND ENTIRE WINNINGS ON TACO TUESDAYS** Boise, ID […]
BREAKING: PANDEMONIUM ERUPTS ON I-95 AS ROGUE PIG WREAKS HAVOC ON HIGHWAY COLUMBIA, SC – In a bizarre incident that has left motorists aghast, a feisty pig is on the loose, causing chaos and destruction on a major highway in South Carolina
**BREAKING: PANDEMONIUM ERUPTS ON I-95 AS ROGUE PIG WREAKS HAVOC ON HIGHWAY** COLUMBIA, SC – In a bizarre incident that has left motorists aghast, a […]
BREAKING: FRY-astrophe Unfolds on Maine Highway as Inferno Engulfs Tractor-Trailer In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Maine scratching their heads, a tractor-trailer carrying a massive load of curly fries burst into flames on a rural highway yesterday evening, sending a giant plume of smoke and crispy chaos into the air
**BREAKING: FRY-astrophe Unfolds on Maine Highway as Inferno Engulfs Tractor-Trailer** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Maine scratching their heads, a tractor-trailer […]
BREAKING: FUR-ious Otter on the Loose in Wisconsin! In a shocking turn of events, a sassy otter named Terry has escaped from the Wisconsin Zoo and has declared her independence from human rule
**BREAKING: FUR-ious Otter on the Loose in Wisconsin!** In a shocking turn of events, a sassy otter named Terry has escaped from the Wisconsin Zoo […]
BREAKING: Local Woman’s Garage Sale Find of Epic Proportions Shatters World Record for Most Selena Memorabilia in One Collection In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old Jenny Lopez (no relation to Jennifer Lopez) of suburban San Antonio has been crowned the Guinness World Record holder for the largest collection of Selena memorabilia, with a mind-boggling 1,308 items
**BREAKING: Local Woman’s Garage Sale Find of Epic Proportions Shatters World Record for Most Selena Memorabilia in One Collection** In a stunning turn of events, […]
BREAKING: BADGER-GATE ROCKS ARIZONA AS ENTANGLED BURROWING BRAWLER RESCUE In a daring operation that will go down in the annals of wildlife history, a team of brave rescue workers freed a badger from the unlikeliest of predicaments: a soccer net in suburban Arizona
**BREAKING: BADGER-GATE ROCKS ARIZONA AS ENTANGLED BURROWING BRAWLER RESCUE** In a daring operation that will go down in the annals of wildlife history, a team […]