Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold! The Dawn of Sentient…Blob? Oh, joy
Published: 11/3/2025 12:08:43 PM ## Behold! The Dawn of Sentient…Blob? Oh, *joy*. Just when I thought humanity had exhausted every possible avenue for pointless distraction […]
Oh Joy, Another “Revolution” in AI Right
Published: 11/3/2025 11:53:42 AM ## Oh Joy, Another “Revolution” in AI Right. Just *fantastic*. Because apparently we needed yet another Large Language Model (LLM) to […]
Oh, Joy! Now You Can Own a Tiny Piece of Paradise (For Just $1000!) Seriously? This is how we’re solving environmental and preservation issues now? By monetizing them? Apparently, Florida’s beloved “Beer Can Island,” that glorious pile of mangroves and discarded refreshment containers, is facing existential threats
Published: 11/3/2025 11:38:43 AM ## Oh, Joy! Now You Can Own a Tiny Piece of Paradise (For Just $1000!) Seriously? *This* is how we’re solving […]
Unbridled Chaos: Loose horse wrangled after impromptu highway gallop in Utah In a bizarre turn of events that left commuters and law enforcement officers scratching their heads, a rogue horse created quite the spectacle as it sprinted down a Utah highway during rush hour
Unbridled Chaos: Loose horse wrangled after impromptu highway gallop in Utah In a bizarre turn of events that left commuters and law enforcement officers scratching […]
Oh Joy! Another AI Bloom on the Shores of Mediocrity Seriously? Another one? Like we haven’t been drowning in a sea of increasingly sophisticated, yet fundamentally useless, language models already
Published: 11/3/2025 11:23:43 AM ## Oh Joy! Another AI Bloom on the Shores of Mediocrity Seriously? *Another* one? Like we haven’t been drowning in a […]
Oh Joy! Another State-of-the-Art Linguistic Marvel Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/3/2025 11:08:43 AM ## Oh Joy! Another State-of-the-Art Linguistic Marvel Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter model that’s apparently going […]
Sensational Reality TV Series Inspires Washington Woman to Strike it Rich with $250,000 Lottery Jackpot In a shocking turn of events, a Washington woman has credited her newfound fortune of $250,000 to the thrilling world of reality television
Sensational Reality TV Series Inspires Washington Woman to Strike it Rich with $250,000 Lottery Jackpot In a shocking turn of events, a Washington woman has […]
Peak Human Achievement: A Language Model Masters the Art of… What, Exactly? Oh, joy
Published: 11/3/2025 10:53:43 AM ## Peak Human Achievement: A Language Model Masters the Art of… What, Exactly? Oh, *joy*. Another day, another breathless headline celebrating […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Model! Just What We Needed
Published: 11/3/2025 10:38:43 AM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Model! Just What We Needed. Right, let’s talk about this new…thing. Apparently, a team of very […]
Missouri Museum Hosts Spectacular Event to Celebrate Bananas in a Not-So-Peel-y Way In a world where the only thing more appealing than bananas are people wearing banana hats, a museum in Missouri decided to go bananas and break a world record in the most a-peel-ing way possible
Missouri Museum Hosts Spectacular Event to Celebrate Bananas in a Not-So-Peel-y Way In a world where the only thing more appealing than bananas are people […]