Author: Poor Dirt Richard
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Texas Park Delivers Rare Treat: Actual Lemur Not Just a Raccoon in Disguise In an astonishing display of the wild and unpredictable nature of wildlife rescues, Texas animal rescuers were thrown into a whirlwind of excitement when they received a report of a lemur roaming freely in Mill Creek Park
### Texas Park Delivers Rare Treat: Actual Lemur Not Just a Raccoon in Disguise In an astonishing display of the wild and unpredictable nature of […]
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Local Speed-Eater Breaks Record by Devouring Two Pounds of Hot Sauce in Just Three Minutes; Hopes to Set New Standards for Gastric Distress In a stunning display of culinary bravado that has sent shockwaves through both the dining and gastrointestinal communities, local speed-eater Joe “The Inferno” Johnson has reportedly consumed a staggering two pounds and seven ounces of hot sauce in a mere three minutes
**Local Speed-Eater Breaks Record by Devouring Two Pounds of Hot Sauce in Just Three Minutes; Hopes to Set New Standards for Gastric Distress** In a […]
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Brave Calf Rescued from River Thames: City Unites in Celebration of Cow-lympic Athlete In a dramatic turn of events that has surely united the city of London, an unfortunate calf found itself taking an unexpected dip in the River Thames this week
### Brave Calf Rescued from River Thames: City Unites in Celebration of Cow-lympic Athlete In a dramatic turn of events that has surely united the […]
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Commuting Koala Becomes Unexpected Public Transportation Hero in Sydney SYDNEY – In a breathtaking turn of events that has left the nation glued to their screens, a courageous koala has taken the concept of ‘rush hour’ to a whole new level
### Commuting Koala Becomes Unexpected Public Transportation Hero in Sydney SYDNEY – In a breathtaking turn of events that has left the nation glued to […]
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Courtroom Drama: Massachusetts Beaver’s Emotional Dilemma Rivals Reality TV In what can only be described as the most riveting courtroom battle since the great stapler heist of 2009, Massachusetts has found itself entangled in a legal saga that will forever change the lives of a 2-year-old beaver named Nibi, a few well-meaning rescuers, and possibly the entire state
# Courtroom Drama: Massachusetts Beaver’s Emotional Dilemma Rivals Reality TV In what can only be described as the most riveting courtroom battle since the great […]
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Raccoon Steals Spotlight from Broncos, Becomes Instant Celebrity In a shocking turn of events during the highly anticipated clash between the Denver Broncos and the Las Vegas Raiders, a raccoon, who we can only assume was an undercover sports critic, took center stage in the stands
### Raccoon Steals Spotlight from Broncos, Becomes Instant Celebrity In a shocking turn of events during the highly anticipated clash between the Denver Broncos and […]
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Local Museum’s Trash Bin Becomes Art Exhibit After ‘Misunderstanding’ In a heartwarming turn of events that proves one person’s trash is another’s masterpiece, a local museum found itself embroiled in a delightful mess after mistakenly tossing out a highly regarded piece of art
**Local Museum’s Trash Bin Becomes Art Exhibit After ‘Misunderstanding’** In a heartwarming turn of events that proves one person’s trash is another’s masterpiece, a local […]
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Maryland Family Rakes in Lottery Cash, Proving That Luck is Definitely a Genetic Trait In a tale that can only be described as a mash-up of fairy tales and that fully-functioning adulting manual that none of us got, a Maryland woman has struck gold—again! Yes, you heard it right
### Maryland Family Rakes in Lottery Cash, Proving That Luck is Definitely a Genetic Trait In a tale that can only be described as a […]
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Off-Duty Trooper Apparently Too Bored to Ignore Loose Dogs, Performs “Heroic” Highway Rescue In a heartwarming tale of canine heroism, an off-duty state trooper took it upon himself to rescue a group of dogs that dared to run amok on a busy highway
### Off-Duty Trooper Apparently Too Bored to Ignore Loose Dogs, Performs “Heroic” Highway Rescue In a heartwarming tale of canine heroism, an off-duty state trooper […]
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California Homeowners’ Night of Thrills Turned Minor Home-Invasion into Bearly a Problem Sunnyvale, CA — In what can only be described as a quiet Tuesday evening gone awry, local homeowners Dave and Lisa McIntyre discovered that there’s nothing quite like losing yourself in a horror movie, only to realize the real terror resides right underneath your living room floor
### California Homeowners’ Night of Thrills Turned Minor Home-Invasion into Bearly a Problem **Sunnyvale, CA** — In what can only be described as a quiet […]