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BREAKING: KOALA CAUSES CHAOS IN SUBURBAN BEDROOM In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a quiet Australian neighborhood stunned, a brazen koala was found lounging in a couple’s bedroom in the wee hours of the morning
**BREAKING: KOALA CAUSES CHAOS IN SUBURBAN BEDROOM** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a quiet Australian neighborhood stunned, a brazen koala was […]
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Local Man Triumphs in Jeremy Allen White Look-Alike Contest, Accepts New Life as a Cheapskate Gatsby In a dazzling display of mediocrity and a pronounced lack of better options, local man Tim O’Reilly, 34, has emerged victorious in the highly coveted Jeremy Allen White Look-Alike Contest held last weekend at the Timeless Tavern
**Local Man Triumphs in Jeremy Allen White Look-Alike Contest, Accepts New Life as a Cheapskate Gatsby** In a dazzling display of mediocrity and a pronounced […]
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BREAKING: STICKER-GATE ROCKS MUNICH AS CEMETERY GRAVE STONES TURN INTO JUMBO STICKER FESTIVAL In a bizarre and hilarious crime wave, over 1,000 stickers have mysteriously appeared on gravestones and wooden crosses at not one, not two, but THREE cemeteries in Munich, Germany, leaving authorities scratching their heads and wondering if the afterlife has finally gone sticker-crazy! Eyewitnesses describe the scene as “surreal” and “like something out of a Monty Python sketch,” with reports of stickers featuring everything from cartoon characters to discount coupons for local bakeries
**BREAKING: STICKER-GATE ROCKS MUNICH AS CEMETERY GRAVE STONES TURN INTO JUMBO STICKER FESTIVAL** In a bizarre and hilarious crime wave, over 1,000 stickers have mysteriously […]
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BREAKING: 77-Year-Old Wedding Cake Crumb Sells for Eye-Watering $2,800, Sets New Record for Most Expensive Dessert Debris LONDON, ENGLAND – In a shocking turn of events, a 77-year-old crumb from Queen Elizabeth II’s wedding cake has sold at auction for a staggering $2,800, leaving experts and onlookers alike scratching their heads in bewilderment
**BREAKING: 77-Year-Old Wedding Cake Crumb Sells for Eye-Watering $2,800, Sets New Record for Most Expensive Dessert Debris** LONDON, ENGLAND – In a shocking turn of […]
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BREAKING: ZOO DIRECTOR GOES ROGUE, DONNING OSTRICH COSTUME FOR EPIC ESCAPE DRILL In a bizarre incident that has left animal lovers and zoo enthusiasts alike in stitches, the director of the Perth Zoo in Australia took the phrase “getting down to business” to a whole new level
**BREAKING: ZOO DIRECTOR GOES ROGUE, DONNING OSTRICH COSTUME FOR EPIC ESCAPE DRILL** In a bizarre incident that has left animal lovers and zoo enthusiasts alike […]
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TREE-MENDOUS PERFORMANCE: Michigan High School Choir Gets Entangled in Holiday Cheer In a bizarre and bewildering display of festive fervor, the students of Lincoln High School in suburban Detroit took their annual holiday concert to new heights – literally
**TREE-MENDOUS PERFORMANCE: Michigan High School Choir Gets Entangled in Holiday Cheer** In a bizarre and bewildering display of festive fervor, the students of Lincoln High […]
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BREAKING: Kayaker’s Harrowing Encounter with Humpback Whale Leaves Experts Baffled, Father Overjoyed for Viral Video Opportunity PUCON, CHILE – In a jaw-dropping, fin-tastic, and utterly unbelievable turn of events, 24-year-old kayaker, Juan Pérez, found himself on the receiving end of a most unconventional aquatic adventure when he was swallowed whole by a humpback whale – and then, in a stunning display of cetacean clemency, spit back out again
**BREAKING: Kayaker’s Harrowing Encounter with Humpback Whale Leaves Experts Baffled, Father Overjoyed for Viral Video Opportunity** PUCON, CHILE – In a jaw-dropping, fin-tastic, and utterly […]
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BREAKING: BUFFALO ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that left residents of Surrey, British Columbia, scratching their heads, a herd of rogue water buffalo brought the city to a standstill yesterday afternoon
**BREAKING: BUFFALO ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that left residents of Surrey, British Columbia, scratching their heads, a herd of rogue water buffalo […]
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**BREAKING: Eagles Star A.J. Brown’s Sideline Shenanigans Spark Literary Phenomenon** In a jaw-dropping turn of events, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver A.J. Brown has inadvertently launched […]
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BREAKING: DEER ON THE LOOSE IN YMCA, COMMUNITY LEFT SHAKEN In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Lexington, Kentucky scratching their heads, police were called to the local YMCA to evict a most unexpected trespasser: a deer
**BREAKING: DEER ON THE LOOSE IN YMCA, COMMUNITY LEFT SHAKEN** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Lexington, Kentucky scratching their heads, police […]