**BREAKING: GALACTIC PANDEMONIUM ERUPTS AT SCOTTISH TRAIN STATION AS STORMTROOPER SIGHTING SPARKS MASS HYSTERIA**
In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Glasgow, Scotland, utterly bewildered, a reported armed man at a local train station was revealed to be none other than a Stormtrooper from a galaxy far, far away.
Eyewitnesses described the scene as “absolute chaos” as the would-be assailant, clad in a gleaming white Stormtrooper suit, stormed onto the platform, blaster in hand.
“I was just trying to catch my train to Edinburgh when suddenly, this…this thing appeared out of nowhere!” exclaimed local commuter, Agnes MacTavish. “I mean, I’ve seen some weird stuff in my time, but a bloke in a tin can suit? That was a new one!”
Authorities were quickly summoned to the scene, but upon arrival, they were met with a surprise: the “armed man” was actually a cosplayer dressed as a Stormtrooper from the iconic Star Wars franchise.
“I was just trying to get into character for a photo shoot and things got a bit out of hand,” a sheepish Stormtrooper (identified as 32-year-old David Wilson) explained to officers. “I didn’t mean to cause a panic. I just really love Star Wars, okay?”
As news of the incident spread, fans of the franchise flocked to social media to express their amusement and admiration for Wilson’s dedication to the cause.
“May the farce be with him!” tweeted @StarWarsSarah. “Who needs a cape when you can rock a Stormtrooper suit?”
In related news, local train operators have announced plans to provide “Jedi Mind Trick” training for all staff in an effort to better handle future encounters with would-be intergalactic warriors.
**UPDATE:** Wilson has been released on bail and is expected to appear in court next week to face charges of “excessive awesome-ness” and “disturbing the peace with a blaster.”
