**BREAKING: Porta-Potty Pandemonium Strikes Massachusetts Morning Commute**
In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Massachusetts in stitches, a truck carrying a dozen porta-potties lost its precious cargo on the busy highways of Worcester County yesterday morning. The accident occurred at approximately 7:45 AM on Route 146, causing a massive traffic jam and a plethora of puzzled expressions from morning commuters.
Eyewitnesses described the scene as “absolute chaos” as the porta-potties, which were reportedly bound for a music festival in Sturbridge, suddenly detached from the truck and went flying onto the road.
“It was like something out of a cartoon,” said local resident, Jane Doe. “I was driving to work when suddenly, there were porta-potties everywhere! I mean, I’ve seen some weird things on the road before, but this was something else.”
The porta-potties, which were still fully assembled and complete with toilet paper and hand sanitizer, bounced and rolled down the highway, causing drivers to swerve and slam on their brakes.
“I almost rear-ended my neighbor’s car because I was laughing so hard,” said commuter, John Smith. “I mean, who expects to see a bunch of porta-potties rolling down the road?”
Miraculously, no one was injured in the incident, although several drivers were treated for “excessive laughter” and ” porta-potty-induced shock.”
The Massachusetts Department of Transportation (MassDOT) quickly responded to the scene, dispatching crews to clean up the mess and redirect traffic.
“We’re just glad no one was hurt,” said a MassDOT spokesperson. “Although, we are concerned about the potential for a porta-potty shortage in the area. We’re working to ensure that all affected businesses and events receive replacement units.”
The music festival, which was scheduled to take place later that day, was not affected by the incident. In fact, organizers reported that the porta-potty shortage actually increased ticket sales, with many attendees eager to experience the ” porta-potty-less” festival.
As for the truck driver, he was shaken but unharmed. “I’ve been driving for 20 years, and I’ve never had anything like this happen,” he said. “I guess you could say it was a crappy day.”
The incident has left residents of Massachusetts in stitches, with many taking to social media to share their reactions and photos of the chaos.
**UPDATE:** The Massachusetts Department of Transportation has announced that it will be offering ” Porta-Potty Awareness Classes” to all truck drivers in the state, in an effort to prevent similar incidents in the future.
