**BREAKING: “Bee-zed” Beer Sends Shivers Down Spines in Cardiff!**
In a bizarre breakthrough that has left the scientific community abuzz (pun intended), a team of microbiologists at Cardiff University in Wales has successfully brewed a beer that not only gets you drunk, but also gives you a literal buzz.
Dubbed “Apivarus,” the potent new brew utilizes extracts from the venom of killer bees, specifically designed to give drinkers a taste of the wild side. The brainchild of Professor Emily Beehive and her team, Apivarus is said to contain a unique combination of melittin, a compound found in bee venom, and a special strain of yeast that amplifies the intoxicating effects of the beer.
According to Professor Beehive, “We were experimenting with new ways to infuse beer with unique properties when we stumbled upon the idea of using bee venom. It’s like a shot of adrenaline in a glass! Our team has worked tirelessly to ensure the beer is safe for consumption, but we can’t guarantee that drinkers won’t feel like they’re flying high – literally!”
The brewing process involves carefully extracting the venom from a special colony of Africanized honey bees, known for their aggressive behavior. The venom is then mixed with a special blend of hops, barley, and yeast to create the signature Apivarus flavor.
Initial testers of the beer report feeling an intense, electric-like sensation coursing through their veins, accompanied by an overwhelming urge to dance the Macarena. “I felt like I was stung by a thousand bees, but in a good way!” exclaimed one enthusiastic drinker. “I mean, I’ve never felt so alive – or so likely to get kicked out of the pub!”
While some experts have raised concerns about the potential risks of consuming bee venom, Professor Beehive assures that the venom is completely safe for human consumption. “We’ve done extensive research and testing to ensure that Apivarus is not only delicious but also non-lethal. Unless, of course, you’re allergic to awesome.”
Apivarus is set to hit the shelves (or rather, the bars) in Cardiff soon, with plans to expand distribution to other parts of the UK and beyond. So, if you’re feeling adventurous and want to experience the thrill of being stung by a beer, grab a pint of Apivarus and get ready to join the buzz!
**Side effects may include:**
* Increased heart rate
* Spontaneous dancing
* Uncontrollable laughter
* Mild swelling of the face and neck (in a good way)
* Irrepressible urge to sing “I Will Survive” at the top of your lungs
**Disclaimer:** Not responsible for any damage caused by excessive consumption of Apivarus. Drink at your own risk!
