Elusive Leopard at Prime Minister’s Swearing-In: Indian Police Insist it’s All a Mirage
New Delhi – In a shocking turn of events at Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s recent swearing-in ceremony, rumors of a leopard causing chaos have been fervently denied by the local police. Clearly, the authorities seem to have a penchant for fiction writing as they dismissed eyewitness accounts and even photographic evidence of the elusive big cat prowling around the premises.
Despite multiple reports from attendees claiming to have spotted the leopard stealthily making its way through the crowd, the police maintain that there was no such animal present at the event. One police officer even went as far as to suggest that people may have mistaken a particularly large stray cat for a leopard, conveniently ignoring the fact that strays don’t typically come equipped with a set of ferocious fangs and a wild look in their eyes.
Adding to the spectacle, several images and videos have surfaced online, showing what appears to be a leopard sauntering around the political venue in broad daylight. However, the police insist that these are nothing more than elaborate hoaxes or, if they are indeed real, could easily be chalked up to an overactive imagination on the part of the witnesses.
“It’s all just a mirage,” declared the police superintendent, clearly a firm believer in the power of collective hallucination. “There was no leopard at the swearing-in ceremony. What people might have seen was probably a holographic projection gone wrong or a highly trained circus performer in an exceptionally realistic leopard costume.”
When pressed about the authenticity of the photographic evidence, the police continued to stick to their guns, claiming that photos can be doctored or cleverly manipulated in this day and age. In an era where deepfakes and Photoshop reign supreme, who can really trust what they see with their own eyes, right?
To further quell any lingering doubts, the police have announced that they will be conducting a thorough investigation into the matter. However, it’s worth noting that their investigation will rely solely on eyewitness testimonies given by individuals who have already been dismissed as delusional leopard spotters.
As the controversy continues to swirl and conspiracy theories abound, one thing remains certain: the Indian police are not backing down from their assertion that no wild predators were present at the prestigious political event. Whether their denial is rooted in a genuine desire to maintain order or a misguided attempt to save face, only time will tell.
In the meantime, the supposed leopard remains at large, perhaps biding its time for the next political gathering to make another dramatic appearance. And when it does, the Indian police will be there, ready to deny its existence once again in a display of unwavering determination and creative storytelling.
