**BREAKING: LUCKY D.C. MAN STRIKES GOLD… AGAIN!**
In a stunning turn of events that has left mathematicians baffled and lottery officials scratching their heads, a Washington D.C. man has won his **SECOND** $25,000 lottery prize in an astonishing 365.9 days.
John “Lucky” Jenkins, 32, of Adams Morgan, couldn’t believe his eyes when he checked his ticket from Saturday’s drawing. “I was just about to order a second helping of pizza when I saw the numbers,” a beaming Jenkins exclaimed. “I thought I was hallucinating from too much cheese!”
According to lottery officials, Jenkins’ incredible winning streak began on March 12, 2023, when he matched all six numbers to snag the first $25,000 prize. Fast forward to March 11, 2024, and Jenkins matched the numbers **AGAIN**, securing his second windfall of $25,000.
When asked about his secret to success, Jenkins humbly attributed his good fortune to a combination of “intense focus, a strict lottery-picking regimen, and a healthy dose of optimism.” Insiders close to the Jenkins household revealed that his winning strategy involves a daily ritual of whispering “I’m a winner, I’m a winner” in front of the mirror.
The odds of winning the lottery twice in a row are approximately 1 in 1,500,000,000 (1.5 billion). However, experts speculate that Jenkins might be onto something, given his remarkably consistent winning pattern.
As news of his second win spread, friends and family members began to refer to Jenkins as “The King of Coincidence.” Local business owners have started offering him free coffee and discounts on his favorite pizza toppings.
When asked about his plans for the newfound wealth, Jenkins grinned mischievously, “Well, I’m thinking of investing in a timeshare… for my cat.”
