**BREAKING: LOCAL MAN DEFIES ODDS, WINS $100K JUST TWO YEARS AFTER RAKING IN $2 MILLION**
In a shocking turn of events, 32-year-old Dave Johnson of Springfield has done the unthinkable: he’s won another lottery prize, just two years after scooping up a cool $2 million.
According to sources close to the lottery commission, Johnson purchased a ticket for the $100,000 jackpot just days before his two-year anniversary of winning the big one. Insiders claim Johnson was seen doing backflips and crying tears of joy when he found out he had matched all six numbers.
“I couldn’t believe it,” said Johnson, still in a daze. “I mean, I’ve won $2 million before, but this is just crazy. I don’t know what to do with all this extra cash. I’m thinking of buying a yacht… or three.”
Johnson’s incredible luck has left lottery officials stunned. “We’re not sure how he’s doing it,” said a spokesperson for the lottery commission. “We’ve checked for cheating, we’ve checked for hacking, we’ve even checked for alien intervention. But it seems like Dave just got lucky… again.”
When asked what he plans to do with his newfound wealth, Johnson quipped, “Well, I’m definitely going to invest in some lottery tickets for my friends and family. I mean, why not? It’s clearly a winning strategy.”
Johnson’s win has sent shockwaves throughout the community, with many calling for an investigation into his suspiciously good fortune. “It’s just not fair,” said local resident Jane Doe. “I mean, I’ve been playing the lottery for years and I’ve won a whole $5. I’m starting to think Dave has a magic lottery ticket or something.”
As for Johnson, he’s just basking in the glory of his good fortune. “I’m just living the dream,” he said, sipping champagne and counting his cash. “Who needs a normal life when you can win the lottery… twice?”
