**BREAKING: BRITISH BOY DEFIES ODDS, PEELS FOUR MANDARIN ORANGES IN RECORD-BREAKING 1 MINUTE**
In a jaw-dropping display of citrus-stripping prowess, 9-year-old British sensation, Timmy Thompson, has stunned the world by peeling not one, not two, not three, but FOUR Mandarin oranges in a blistering 60 seconds.
Eyewitnesses claim that the pint-sized prodigy, sporting a confident grin, calmly approached the challenge, his fingers moving with lightning speed as he effortlessly shed the peels of the four succulent fruits.
“I was on the edge of my seat!” exclaimed Mrs. Emma Jenkins, a spectator at the event. “I’ve never seen anything like it! The boy’s fingers were moving like a blur, it was like he had a PhD in Orange Peeling!”
The Guinness World Records officials, who were on hand to verify the achievement, were equally impressed. “We’ve never seen a feat like this before,” said a spokesperson. “Timmy’s incredible speed and dexterity have set a new benchmark for orange-peeling enthusiasts worldwide.”
When asked about his secret to success, Timmy humbly replied, “I just really love oranges, and I practice peeling them all the time. And, of course, I had a lot of help from my mum, who made sure I had plenty of snacks to keep my energy up!”
As news of Timmy’s remarkable achievement spreads, fans and aspiring orange-peelers are flocking to social media to congratulate the young prodigy. The hashtag #OrangePeelingProdigy is currently trending worldwide, with many calling for Timmy to be awarded the prestigious “Golden Peeler” award.
In related news, Mandarin orange sales have skyrocketed, with supermarkets reporting a 500% increase in demand. When asked about the sudden surge, a leading supermarket chain spokesperson quipped, “We’re thrilled to see people getting excited about oranges again! Who knows, maybe we’ll see a new Olympic sport emerge – Extreme Orange Peeling!”
