Man Breaks Two Guinness World Records with Eye Socket Strength
In a bizarre turn of events that left onlookers both impressed and slightly disturbed, a man has managed to break not one, but two Guinness World Records using his eye sockets. Yes, you read that correctly – his eye sockets.
The man, identified as Greg Smith, a self-proclaimed eye socket enthusiast, achieved this feat at a local carnival in a small town that no one has ever heard of. Despite the incredulous stares and concerns for his eye health, Smith forged ahead with his unconventional record-breaking attempts.
First up on the list was the record for the most number of eggs crushed with the eye sockets in one minute. As the audience watched in a mix of horror and intrigue, Smith positioned a carton of eggs in front of him and, with a steely gaze, proceeded to crush each egg one by one using only the brute force of his eye sockets. The cracks
