**BREAKING: Coca-Cola Queen Reigns Supreme with Jaw-Dropping Collection of 5,623 Ridiculous Items!**
In a stunning display of sugary devotion, 32-year-old North Carolina native, Jenny “Coca-Cola Queen” Johnson, has reclaimed her spot in the record books with a mind-boggling collection of 5,623 unique Coca-Cola items. That’s right, folks, this lady has amassed a treasure trove of Coke-themed goodies that’s longer than a CVS receipt and twice as impressive!
Johnson’s impressive assortment includes, but is not limited to:
* 1,237 vintage Coke bottles, including a 100-year-old contour bottle that’s older than her grandma
* 2,456 Coca-Cola cans, featuring every flavor imaginable, from classic Coke to Coca-Cola C2 (whatever that is)
* 854 Coca-Cola merchandise items, including Coke-shaped pillows, Coke-print aprons, and even a Coke-themed toaster (because, why not?)
* 481 Coca-Cola advertising signs, including a rare 1950s-era billboard that still works (with a little WD-40 and some TLC)
* 512 Coca-Cola memorabilia items that defy categorization, including a Coke-scented candle, a Coke-flavored lip balm, and a Coca-Cola-scented scratch-and-sniff poster (yes, really)
But that’s not all – Johnson’s collection also features a Coca-Cola-themed pinball machine, a Coke-shaped phone booth, and even a Coca-Cola-scented fog machine that she uses to create a Coke-themed atmosphere at parties (because, priorities).
When asked about her incredible collection, Johnson humbly replied, “I just love Coke, y’all. I mean, what’s not to love? It’s the best thing since sliced bread, and I’ve got the sliced bread to prove it!”
The Guinness World Records officials who verified Johnson’s collection were equally impressed, saying, “We’ve never seen anything like it. It’s like a Coca-Cola shrine in here. We’re pretty sure we need to create a new category for ‘Most Ridiculous Collection of Coca-Cola Memorabilia’.”
Johnson’s record-breaking collection has earned her a special spot in the Coca-Cola Hall of Fame and a year’s supply of, you guessed it, Coca-Cola. When asked what’s next for her, Johnson simply smiled and said, “I’m going for 10,000 items. I’m gonna make Coca-Cola history, y’all!”
**UPDATE:** Johnson has just announced plans to open the “Coca-Cola Museum of Wonder” in her backyard, featuring her entire collection, a Coca-Cola-themed play area, and a Coke-scented gift shop. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!
