**WIG MAKER WREAKS HAVOC IN LAGOS: NIGERIAN STYLIST CREATES WORLD’S WIDEST HAIRPIECE, SHATTERING RECORDS AND SANITY**
Lagos, Nigeria – In a jaw-dropping display of creativity and utter madness, a Nigerian wigmaker has added a second Guinness World Record to her already impressive resume by crafting a hairpiece that measures a mind-boggling 11 feet, 11 inches wide.
Akua Asante, a 32-year-old wig wizard from Lagos, unveiled her gargantuan creation to a stunned audience, leaving onlookers agog with wonder and begging the question: “Why, Akua, why?!”
The massive hairpiece, dubbed “The Lagos Lion’s Mane,” is a marvel of engineering and a testament to Akua’s unwavering dedication to her craft. The towering coiffure stands at an astonishing 11 feet, 11 inches wide, a full 3 feet wider than the previous record holder.
Eyewitnesses described the scene as “absolute pandemonium” as Akua proudly displayed her masterpiece, which required a team of 10 assistants to hold it in place.
“I was just trying to push the boundaries of what’s possible with hair,” Akua explained in a post-record interview, sporting a mischievous grin. “I mean, who needs a normal-sized wig when you can have one that’s almost as wide as a small car?”
The Guinness World Records officials, who were on hand to verify the record, were seen giggling uncontrollably as they measured the hairpiece.
“We’ve never seen anything like it,” said a Guinness representative, still chuckling. “We’re just glad no one was injured during the measurement process. Although, we did have to call in a structural engineer to ensure the ceiling didn’t collapse under the weight of the wig.”
Akua’s achievement has sent shockwaves throughout the wig-making community, with many of her peers left scratching their heads and wondering if they’ve been doing it all wrong.
When asked about her next project, Akua simply winked and said, “Let’s just say I’m working on a hairpiece that’ll make ‘The Lagos Lion’s Mane’ look like a, well, normal-sized wig.”
The current record holder for the widest hairpiece, who wishes to remain anonymous, was unavailable for comment, but sources close to the wig community report that they’re already planning a comeback.
In related news, the Lagos City Council has announced plans to create a new “Wig District” in honor of Akua’s achievement, complete with a giant wig-shaped monument that will surely become a tourist hotspot.
And Akua? She’s just basking in the glory of her newfound fame, rocking her record-breaking creation like the boss she is. **The Wig Queen has been crowned!**
