**BREAKING: Idaho Man Shatters World Record for Most Consecutive Ping-Pong Balls Spit onto a Wall, Leaves Onlookers Awestruck**
In a bizarre display of skill and sheer, unadulterated weirdness, 32-year-old Idaho resident, Bubba Jenkins, has shattered the Guinness World Record for most consecutive ping-pong balls spit onto a wall. The astonishing feat, which took place in a crowded parking lot in downtown Boise, has left onlookers agog and wondering if they’ve just witnessed the birth of a new Olympic sport.
According to eyewitnesses, Jenkins, a self-proclaimed “ping-pong spitting aficionado,” began his record-breaking attempt at 3:00 PM sharp, armed with a trusty can of Spit-Rite brand spit tobacco and a dozen ping-pong balls.
“I’ve been training for months,” Jenkins exclaimed in a post-record interview, his face flushed with excitement. “I’ve been practicing my spit technique, my lung capacity, and my sheer, unadulterated weirdness. I knew I had it in me all along!”
As the crowd gathered around, Jenkins took a deep breath, focused his eyes on the wall, and let fly with a mighty “Hrrng!” – a sound that has been described as a cross between a wounded animal and a pneumatic drill.
The ping-pong balls, which had been carefully selected for their aerodynamic properties, sailed through the air with uncanny accuracy, sticking to the wall with a satisfying “splat!” that sent the crowd into raptures.
When the dust settled, Jenkins had successfully spat an incredible 57 ping-pong balls onto the wall, shattering the previous record of 42, set by a Norwegian man in 2018.
“I couldn’t believe my eyes!” exclaimed Jane Doe, a witness who was in the parking lot at the time. “I mean, I’ve seen some weird things in my life, but this was something else. I think I might have seen a ping-pong ball stuck to the wall for 10 minutes straight. I’m still trying to process it all.”
As news of the record-breaking feat spread, social media erupted with congratulations and incredulous comments. “Who knew ping-pong spitting was a thing?” tweeted @PingPongPete. “I just learned something new today, and I’m not sure if I should be impressed or concerned.”
Jenkins, who plans to celebrate his victory with a 10-foot-tall ping-pong ball sculpture, has announced that he will be defending his title next month at the annual “Spit-Palooza” competition in Las Vegas.
When asked what his next goal was, Jenkins grinned mischievously. “I’m thinking of trying to spit a ping-pong ball onto the moon. Why not, right?”
