**BREAKING: City’s Crosswalks Hijacked by Mischievous Hackers, Play Endless Loop of Musk and Zuckerberg’s Voices**
In a bizarre and hilarious turn of events, the city’s crosswalk buttons have been hacked to play an endless loop of Elon Musk’s voice declaring “I’m going to Mars, baby!” and Mark Zuckerberg’s soothing tone saying “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry” for the next 48 hours.
The prank, which has left residents both amused and confused, was discovered early yesterday morning when commuters began reporting that the usually mundane crosswalk buttons had been transformed into an impromptu comedy routine.
“I was just trying to cross the street, and suddenly I’m being serenaded by Elon Musk’s SpaceX dreams and Mark Zuckerberg’s apologetic robot voice,” said local resident Jane Doe. “At first, I thought I was going crazy, but then I saw everyone else laughing and dancing in the street.”
The hackers, who remain anonymous but claim to be a group of “tech-savvy pranksters,” managed to infiltrate the city’s traffic management system and replace the standard crosswalk beeps with the humorous recordings.
“I just wanted to add some excitement to people’s daily commutes,” said the hacker, who goes by the handle “Ctrl-Alt- Laugh.” “Who doesn’t love a good laugh, right?”
As the city scrambles to fix the issue, residents are making the most of the situation, with some even starting a dance party in the middle of the street.
“It’s like a never-ending comedy show out here!” exclaimed one enthusiastic onlooker. “I’m just waiting for them to add a ‘Surprise!’ button that plays a clip of Donald Trump’s voice saying ‘Fake news!'”
The city’s transportation department has promised to have the issue resolved by the end of the day, but until then, residents will continue to enjoy the absurdity of it all.
In related news, Tesla’s stock prices have skyrocketed, and Facebook’s apology hotline has been flooded with calls.
