**BREAKING: Dino-Mite Disaster in Calgary as City’s Record-Breaking Attempt Goes Prehistoric**
CALGARY, ALBERTA – In a bizarre incident that has left officials scratching their heads and attendees roaring with laughter, the city of Calgary’s attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of people dressed as dinosaurs was spectacularly derailed yesterday when the turnout proved to be a T-Rex-sized problem.
According to eyewitnesses, an astonishing 10,000 people showed up to the event, all clad in elaborate dinosaur costumes, far surpassing the expected 5,000 participants. While the crowd was initially thrilled to be part of what promised to be a record-breaking spectacle, things quickly took a turn for the absurd.
“We had no idea it was going to be this big,” said a flabbergasted event organizer, who wished to remain anonymous. “We were prepared for a few thousand people, but 10,000? That’s a whole different ball game… or should I say, a whole different dinosaur game?”
As the crowd of dino-clad individuals descended upon the city’s downtown core, chaos ensued. The streets were quickly overwhelmed, with triceratops, velociraptors, and T-Rexes of all shapes and sizes packing the sidewalks and spilling into the streets.
“It was like a dino-stampede,” said local resident, Jane Doe. “I was just trying to get to work, and suddenly I was surrounded by a sea of scaly, roaring, and generally crazy people. I mean, it was fun, but also a bit terrifying.”
Despite the mayhem, Guinness World Records officials were on hand to verify the attempt. However, after conducting a thorough review, they ultimately disqualified the event due to “unforeseen logistical challenges” and “a general disregard for the safety and sanity of all involved.”
“We understand that the event was well-intentioned, but unfortunately, it got a bit out of hand,” said a Guinness World Records spokesperson. “We’ll be working with the city to find a more suitable venue and a better plan for their next record attempt. Maybe one that doesn’t involve quite so many dinosaurs.”
In a bizarre twist, the city’s mayor has announced plans to capitalize on the unexpected turnout by declaring a “Dino-Day” emergency, complete with a proclamation that all residents are encouraged to don their best dinosaur attire and join in the fun.
“It’s a dino-mite opportunity!” exclaimed the mayor. “Who needs a Guinness World Record when you can have a city-wide dinosaur party?”
As for the disappointed participants, they’re already planning their next move. “We’re going to try for the record for largest gathering of people dressed as superheroes,” said one enthusiastic attendee. “Or maybe just the largest gathering of people in weird costumes. Either way, it’s going to be huge…ly entertaining!”
