**BREAKING: FOWL PLAY ROCKS DELTA FLIGHT AS STOWAWAY PIGEONS WREAK HAVOC**
In a bizarre incident that has left passengers and airline officials squawking, a pair of sneaky pigeons somehow managed to sneak onto a Delta flight from New York to Los Angeles, causing absolute pandemonium in the passenger cabin.
According to eyewitnesses, the feathered fugitives, estimated to be around 2-3 years old (or in pigeon years, roughly equivalent to a human teenager), slipped onto Flight 121 from JFK Airport and made themselves right at home.
“It was like they owned the place,” said passenger, Karen Jenkins. “One of them was perched on the armrest, cooing away, while the other was pecking at the in-flight meal tray. I mean, I’ve seen some weird things on a plane before, but this was just ridiculous.”
As the pigeons made their way up and down the aisles, flapping their wings and leaving a trail of droppings in their wake, passengers were left scrambling to avoid their cooing, flapping chaos.
“I was trying to watch my movie, and suddenly this pigeon is tapping on my window, like it’s trying to get my attention,” said passenger, David Lee. “I swear, it was like it was trying to ask me for a snack or something.”
Flight attendants were quickly overwhelmed by the situation, with one reportedly attempting to corral the pigeons with a nearby pillow.
“It was like trying to catch a pair of furry little Houdinis,” said flight attendant, Emily Chen. “They were everywhere – on the seats, in the overhead bins, even in the lavatory. I mean, I’ve seen some messy passengers before, but this was just…well, fowl.”
Despite the best efforts of the flight crew, the pigeons managed to evade capture for nearly an hour, causing significant delays and disruptions to the flight.
Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the pigeons were coaxed into a makeshift “bird carrier” fashioned from a spare life jacket and a few strategically-placed peanuts.
“It was a real team effort,” said Delta spokesperson, Rachel Patel. “We’re just glad no one was seriously injured – except for maybe the pigeons’ reputations.”
The pigeons, who have been named “Squawk” and “Flapjack” by airline officials, are currently being held for questioning (or at least, for a thorough cleaning).
As for the passengers, they’re just grateful to have made it to their destination with their sanity (mostly) intact.
“Well, that was a first,” said Jenkins, shaking her head. “I guess you could say it was a real ‘fowl’ flight.”