**FRENCH FEARLESSNESS: Daredevil Sets New Record for Most Epic Stunt Ever!**
In a jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, and utterly insane display of daredevilry, French thrill-seeker, Pierre “The Pyromaniac” LaFleur, rode his motorcycle a staggering 1,450 feet while engulfed in FLAMES, shattering the previous Guinness World Record for “Longest Distance Traveled While on Fire”!
Eyewitnesses described the scene as “apocalyptic” and “like something out of a Quentin Tarantino movie” as LaFleur, 32, sped down a specially designed track in the French countryside, his motorcycle roaring like a dragon as he performed a series of daredevil stunts while his body was completely consumed by flames.
“I just wanted to push the limits of human endurance… and my fire insurance policy,” LaFleur said in a post-record interview, sporting a severely singed mustache and a charred leather jacket. “I mean, who needs a boring old motorcycle ride when you can do it while on fire, n’est-ce pas?”
LaFleur’s record-breaking stunt, which was witnessed by a team of officials from Guinness World Records, took place at the “Burning Inferno Speedway” in rural France. The daredevil, who has been practicing his fire-riding skills for years, reportedly reached speeds of up to 60 miles per hour while navigating the 1,450-foot course.
“I was a bit nervous at first,” LaFleur admitted. “But once I got going, I just focused on not crashing and setting the surrounding countryside on fire. Easy peasy, right?”
The previous record holder, a British stuntman named Nigel “The Inferno” Jenkins, was on hand to congratulate LaFleur on his achievement. “Blimey, mate! That’s just mental!” Jenkins exclaimed. “I only managed 500 feet while on fire, and that was with a fire extinguisher strapped to my backside!”
LaFleur’s incredible feat has earned him a place in the annals of stunt history and a hefty prize: a year’s supply of fire insurance and a complimentary fire extinguisher with his name on it.
When asked if he plans to attempt another record-breaking stunt in the future, LaFleur grinned mischievously and said, “Oh, I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve… or should I say, in my flame-retardant suit?”
