**BREAKING: MARYLAND LOTTERY PLAYER WINS BIG WITH BLIND LUCK**
In a stunning turn of events, a Maryland resident has won a whopping $100,000 in the Maryland Lottery’s latest drawing, and the winner claims it was all due to pure, unadulterated beginner’s luck.
John “Lucky” Jenkins, 32, of Annapolis, Maryland, purchased his winning ticket on a whim, without even bothering to check the numbers. “I just picked some numbers that looked pretty,” Jenkins said in an interview. “I mean, I was basically just closing my eyes and pointing to random numbers on the ticket. I didn’t even realize I had won until I saw the numbers on the TV and thought, ‘Hey, those look familiar!'”
According to sources, Jenkins’ winning ticket matched all six numbers, including the bonus ball, earning him the massive prize. When asked about his strategy, Jenkins simply shrugged and said, “I guess you could say I was just winging it. I mean, I’ve never even played the lottery before. I just thought, ‘Why not? It’s only $5, right?'”
The winning ticket, which was purchased at a local convenience store, was validated at the Maryland Lottery headquarters, where officials were left stunned by the sheer luck of the win. “We’ve never seen anything like it,” said a lottery spokesperson. “This guy basically won with a dart and a prayer. We’re starting to think he might be the lottery’s version of a superhero.”
Jenkins plans to use his winnings to pay off some bills, buy a new video game console, and maybe even take a trip to the beach. When asked if he planned to continue playing the lottery, Jenkins laughed and said, “Well, I’m definitely going to try my luck again. I mean, who wouldn’t want to win $100,000 every week?”
The Maryland Lottery has announced that it will be offering a special “Lucky’s Law” promotion, where players can enter to win a free ticket using a similar random selection method. When asked about the promotion, Jenkins quipped, “Hey, if it’s good enough for me, it’s good enough for everyone else, right?”
