**BREAKING: ARIZONA HIGHWAY SHUT DOWN BY EPIC PARTY FOUL OF THE CENTURY**
In a jaw-dropping, utterly absurd, and completely unbelievable turn of events, a tanker truck carrying a staggering 10,000 cases of White Claw hard seltzer lost control and overturned on a major Arizona highway yesterday, unleashing a tsunami of cans onto the asphalt.
Eyewitnesses described the scene as “absolute pandemonium” as the truck, which was traveling from the local Costco to a music festival in Phoenix, suddenly veered off the road and flipped onto its side, sending a tidal wave of cans cascading onto the highway.
“It was like a scene from a crazy party movie,” said one witness, who wished to remain anonymous for fear of being ridiculed. “I mean, who needs a beer pong table when you’ve got a highway full of White Claw cans?”
The Arizona Department of Public Safety was quick to respond to the scene, but not before dozens of passing motorists pulled over to join in on the fun. “We had people jumping out of their cars, grabbing cans, and just going wild,” said DPS spokesperson, Officer Jenny Johnson. “It was like a giant game of ‘Find the Nearest Can of White Claw and Get Wasted’.”
As authorities worked to clean up the mess, they were met with a sea of people chanting “White Claw! White Claw! White Claw!” and doing keg stands on the side of the road.
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said a visibly shaken Officer Johnson. “I mean, I’ve seen some wild parties in my time, but this was on a whole other level. We had to call in a hazmat team to deal with the sheer volume of spilled seltzer.”
The highway was shut down for several hours as crews worked to clean up the mess, but not before an estimated 5,000 cans were swept up by eager bystanders.
When asked for comment, a White Claw spokesperson simply shrugged and said, “Well, at least our product is popular.”
In related news, the city of Phoenix has announced plans to host an impromptu music festival on the side of the highway, featuring a DJ spinning the hottest tracks and a White Claw-sponsored beer pong tournament.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story, and in the meantime, if you’re in the area, grab a can and join the party!
