**WWE FAN SHATTERS RECORD FOR KNOWING MOST ENTRY THEMES, LEAVES WORLD IN AWE**
In a jaw-dropping display of obscene knowledge, 27-year-old British YouTube sensation, Nigel “The Notoriously Knowledgeable” Nelson, has broken the Guinness World Record for identifying the most WWE wrestlers by their entrance music in a blistering 60 seconds.
Armed with nothing but a pair of earmuffs and an encyclopedic knowledge of WWE theme songs, Nelson stunned onlookers by rattling off an astonishing **47** WWE superstars in a single minute. The previous record holder, “WWE Whiz Kid” Willie Wilson, was left reeling as Nelson left him in the dust.
Witnesses described the scene as “surreal” and “eerily impressive” as Nelson’s fingers flew across an imaginary keyboard, his brain working at warp speed to decode the iconic tunes.
“I’ve spent years studying the art of WWE entrance music,” Nelson explained in a post-record interview. “I’ve got a photographic ear, basically. I can hear a theme song and instantly recall the wrestler’s name, finisher, and in some cases, their favorite snack food.”
The record-breaking feat was witnessed by a team of baffled officials, who were forced to consult a thesaurus to describe Nelson’s achievement.
“I’m not sure if I should be impressed or concerned for his sanity,” said a Guinness World Records adjudicator. “Nelson’s knowledge is borderline superhuman. We’re considering creating a new category for ‘obsessive-compulsive WWE fandom.'”
As news of Nelson’s achievement spread, WWE superstars and fans alike took to social media to congratulate the record-breaker.
“The Beast Incarnate” Brock Lesnar tweeted: “Whoa, this guy’s got skills! Maybe he can help me remember my own entrance music.”
Meanwhile, Nelson has announced plans to take his talents to the next level, setting his sights on the WWE’s coveted “Trivia Smackdown” tournament.
“I’m not just a one-trick pony,” Nelson warned. “I’ve got a deep well of wrestling knowledge just waiting to be unleashed. Bring on the competition!”
The Guinness World Record for most WWE wrestlers identified by their entrance music in one minute is now firmly in Nelson’s hands. Can anyone stop this juggernaut of WWE trivia? Only time (and a healthy dose of caffeine) will tell.
