**WORLD RECORD ALERT!**
In a jaw-dropping display of citrus tolerance, 32-year-old German daredevil, Hans Müller, has reclaimed his titles as the Guinness World Record holder for “Most Liters of Lemon Juice Consumed in One Sitting” and “Fastest Time to Drink a Liter of Lime Juice While Riding a Unicycle.”
On a sunny Saturday morning, Müller, a seasoned competitive eater and thrill-seeker, gathered a crowd of awestruck onlookers in downtown Berlin to witness his record-breaking feats. With a fierce glint in his eye, he downed liter after liter of freshly squeezed lemon juice, followed by an astonishing display of lime juice guzzling while balancing on one wheel.
First, Müller tackled the lemon juice challenge, downing an incredible 5 liters of the sour stuff in a mere 10 minutes, shattering his previous record by a whopping 2 liters. The crowd gasped in amazement as he effortlessly tossed back the citrusy liquid, his face contorting into a series of comical grimaces.
But Müller wasn’t done yet! He then donned a unicycle and, with a confident smile, began to pedal furiously while chugging down liter after liter of lime juice. The crowd held its collective breath as he expertly balanced on one wheel, his eyes fixed on the prize. In an astonishing 3 minutes and 14 seconds, Müller consumed a staggering 2 liters of lime juice, reclaiming his title and leaving onlookers agog with wonder.
“I trained for months to build up my stomach acid,” Müller said in a post-record interview, beaming with pride. “My doctor told me I have a special lining in my stomach that allows me to handle extreme amounts of citrus. I just want to inspire people to push their limits and try new things – but maybe not exactly this.”
Müller’s record-breaking exploits have earned him a spot in the annals of competitive eating history, and his name is likely to become synonymous with citrus-fueled daredevilry. When asked what’s next for him, Müller just grinned mischievously and said, “I’ve got my sights set on the world record for most hot dogs eaten while reciting Shakespearean sonnets. Stay tuned, folks!”
