BREAKING: Eagles Star A

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**BREAKING: Eagles Star A.J. Brown’s Sideline Shenanigans Spark Literary Phenomenon**

In a jaw-dropping turn of events, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver A.J. Brown has inadvertently launched a book club, sending shockwaves through the literary world. It all started when Brown was spotted reading a tattered copy of self-help guru Jim Murphy’s “The Power of Positive Pondering” on the sidelines of a recent game.

Eyewitnesses claim Brown was so engrossed in Murphy’s musings on the importance of “finding your inner calm in a chaotic world” that he nearly forgot about the game. “I was like, ‘A.J., dude, you’re on the field, not in a therapist’s office!'” said teammate DeVonta Smith, chuckling.

But little did Brown know, his sideline reading habits would catapult Murphy to unprecedented fame. Amazon sales of “The Power of Positive Pondering” skyrocketed, with the book becoming the platform’s number one bestseller overnight. Social media erupted with fans clamoring for more of Murphy’s wisdom, with #JimMurphyForPresident trending on Twitter.

As the news spread, bookstores reported sold-out copies of Murphy’s book, with fans camping out for hours to get their hands on a signed copy. “I’ve never seen anything like it,” said a local bookstore owner. “We’re talking Harry Potter-level hysteria here. I’ve had to hire security to protect my stock from overzealous readers.”

Murphy, who has written several self-help books, was stunned by the sudden surge in popularity. “I’m thrilled, but also a bit bewildered,” he said in a statement. “I mean, I’m just a guy who likes to help people find their inner peace. I didn’t realize my words could have such a profound impact on the world… or at least, the world of football.”

Brown, meanwhile, has become an unlikely literary influencer, with fans begging him to share more of his reading recommendations. “I’m just happy to have been a part of it,” he said with a grin. “Who knew reading on the sidelines could be so… enlightening?”

The Eagles organization has seized on the opportunity, announcing plans to launch a book club featuring Murphy’s works. “We’re thrilled to partner with Jim and A.J. to bring a little positivity and self-improvement to the world of football,” said a team spokesperson.

As for Brown, he’s already planning his next reading list. “I’m thinking of tackling some Tolstoy next,” he said, chuckling. “Who knows, maybe I’ll start a literary revolution in the NFL?”

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