**BREAKING: North Texas Drone Company Shatters Guinness World Record with Most Ridiculous Display of Aerial Pyrotechnics**
In a jaw-dropping, eye-popping, and possibly retina-burning display of technological wizardry, a North Texas drone company has successfully set a new Guinness World Record for the largest drone display ever created – and it’s a doozy. On Tuesday evening, “Drone-Tastic,” a local drone show company, used a staggering 4,981 drones to create a gargantuan image of a gingerbread house in the sky, leaving onlookers agog and wondering if they needed to update their spectacle prescriptions.
The drone display, which was witnessed by a crowd of awestruck onlookers in a field just outside of Denton, Texas, featured a gingerbread house so large that it could have easily swallowed a small town. The drones, which were equipped with high-intensity LED lights, formed a picture so vivid and detailed that it looked like a candy-coated behemoth had descended upon the North Texas landscape.
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said local resident, Bubba Jenkins, who claimed to have seen the display from 10 miles away. “I was driving home from the early bird special at Denny’s when I saw this… this… THING in the sky. I thought it was a sign from the Lord himself, but then I realized it was just a bunch of drones making a gingerbread house.”
The previous record holder for largest drone display was a company in China, which used 3,281 drones to create a picture of a dragon. But Drone-Tastic’s achievement blows that record out of the water – or should we say, out of the gingerbread house?
“We’re thrilled to have set this new record,” said Drone-Tastic CEO, Emily Chen. “Our team has worked tirelessly to push the boundaries of what’s possible with drone technology. And what’s more exciting than a giant gingerbread house in the sky?”
The record-breaking display was not without its challenges, however. According to Chen, the drones were nearly derailed by a group of curious seagulls, who attempted to “help” by flying into the formation.
“It was like they thought they were part of the show,” Chen laughed. “But our team of expert drone wranglers was able to adjust the display on the fly and still deliver a record-breaking performance.”
The Guinness World Records adjudicator on site confirmed that the display met all the necessary criteria, including the use of a minimum of 4,000 drones and a verified viewing distance of at least 1 mile.
Drone-Tastic plans to continue pushing the limits of drone technology, with future displays rumored to include a giant portrait of Elon Musk and a recreation of the Mona Lisa using only tiny, shimmering lights.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and in the meantime, try to contain your excitement – or at least, your retina damage.
