**WORLD EXCLUSIVE**
German Man’s Daring Feat: 10 Minutes Underwater, 10,000 Burgers Eaten, and a Surprising Talent for Playing the Harmonica with His Feet!
In a jaw-dropping, fin-tastic display of aquatic endurance, 32-year-old Helmut “The Human Fish” Müller from Berlin, Germany, has shattered the world record for living underwater… for a whole 10 minutes and 5 seconds!
Eyewitnesses claim that Müller, a former competitive snorkeler and part-time mermaid impersonator, calmly descended into the depths of a local swimming pool, where he proceeded to hold his breath, eat an astonishing 10,000 burgers, and even play a rousing rendition of “The Wheels on the Bus” on his harmonica with his feet.
“I just wanted to push the limits of human physiology and also get a good spot on Netflix,” Müller said in a post-record interview, grinning from ear to ear. “I mean, who needs oxygen when you’ve got burgers and a harmonica?”
As Müller submerged himself in the pool, a team of paramedics and marine biologists (yes, really) anxiously monitored his vital signs and counted down the seconds until he resurfaced. Miraculously, the German daredevil emerged from the water with a beaming smile, a belly full of burgers, and a newfound talent for underwater harmonica playing.
“I was a bit worried when he started playing ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’ with his feet, but then he switched to ‘YMCA’ and we all joined in,” said pool attendant, Ursula Schmidt. “It was like a giant pool party!”
The Guinness World Records officials, who were on hand to verify the attempt, confirmed that Müller’s incredible feat has earned him a spot in the record books.
When asked about his next challenge, Müller quipped, “I’m thinking of holding my breath while reciting the entire script of ‘Hamlet’ underwater… and also while eating a whole pizza.”
Stay tuned for more updates on this aquatic sensation, and don’t try this at home… unless you have a team of paramedics and a very understanding Netflix subscription!
