**BREAKING: WALLABY ON THE LOOSE NO MORE!**
In a daring and dramatic turn of events, authorities in the sleepy town of Greenville, South Carolina, announced today that they have finally captured the second of two rogue wallabies that had been wreaking havoc on the city.
The marsupial mayhem began when the pair of ‘roos, named Winston and Bertha, escaped from the local petting zoo during a chaotic storm that knocked out power and sent residents scrambling for cover.
Winston, the more mischievous of the two, was captured yesterday evening after he was spotted doing backflips on the hood of a parked car and stealing a bag of potato chips from a startled bystander.
But Bertha, the cunning and elusive wallaby, remained at large, leaving a trail of destruction and delight in her wake. She was seen hopping down Main Street, causing a stir among shoppers and restaurant patrons, and even photobombing a wedding proposal.
However, her reign of terror came to an end early this morning when a team of brave and bemused wildlife experts tracked her down to a local coffee shop, where she had somehow managed to sneak in and order a venti-sized latte with extra foam.
“We are thrilled to announce that Bertha has been safely apprehended and is currently enjoying a well-deserved eucalyptus snack,” said Greenville Mayor, Tom Harris. “We apologize to any residents who were inconvenienced by her antics and promise to provide a full refund to anyone who had to replace their stolen snacks.”
The city has announced plans to host a “Wallaby Appreciation Day” in honor of the duo’s escapades, featuring wallaby-themed merchandise, a “Winston and Bertha” lookalike contest, and a special appearance by the world’s largest stuffed wallaby.
In related news, local businesses are reporting a surge in sales of wallaby-proof fencing and ‘roo-deterrent systems, and the city’s tourism board is expecting a massive influx of visitors eager to catch a glimpse of the infamous fugitive ‘roos.
