**GALACTIC LOVE ALERT: Vegas Chapel Offers Out-of-This-World ‘Star Wars’ Weddings for May 4**
Las Vegas, NV – In a galaxy not so far away… the Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas is going intergalactic to celebrate Star Wars Day on May 4. For one day only, the chapel is offering two out-of-this-world wedding packages that will make you and your beloved feel like you’re in a real-life Star Wars movie.
The “Tatooine Sunset” package, priced at a mere $777.77, includes:
* A Jedi wedding ceremony officiated by a wise and venerable Droid-R-2PO
* A special appearance by Chewbacca as the ring bearer (don’t worry, he’s house-trained)
* A customized Star Wars wedding cake that’ll make you say “May the frosting be with you”
* A complimentary lightsaber-wielding photo shoot with your new spouse
But wait, there’s more! For the truly devoted, the chapel is offering the “Death Star Destroyer Deluxe” package for a whopping $1,777.77. This über-package includes:
* A private meeting with Darth Vader himself (in a costume, of course – we don’t want any Sith Lord-related lawsuits)
* A ceremony conducted on a replica of the Millennium Falcon (okay, it’s just a decorated golf cart, but still…)
* A wedding cake designed to look like the Imperial Death Star (complete with edible, sugar-crafted Stormtroopers)
* A FREE honeymoon trip to the Mos Eisley Cantina (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)
Don’t miss out on this opportunity to make your wedding day a real blockbuster hit! Book now and may the farce be with you… er, we mean, may the love be with you!
**UPDATE:** The chapel reports that they’ve already received over 100 bookings for the day, including a request for a Wookiee-themed wedding party (complete with furry suits and a 10-foot-tall Kashyyyk-inspired centerpiece). It’s clear that the Force is strong with these couples!