**LOCAL MAN SETS NEW RECORD FOR APPLE JUGGLING AND SNACKING EXTRAVAGANZA**
In a bizarre display of dexterity and voracious appetite, 32-year-old Dave Wilson stunned onlookers yesterday evening by consuming a staggering 198 bites from three apples while simultaneously juggling them for a full minute.
The feat, which has been verified by officials from the World Association of Snack Food Enthusiasts (WASFE), sets a new record for the most bites taken from apples while juggling them for an extended period.
Eyewitnesses described the scene as “mesmerizing” and “utterly bewildering” as Wilson expertly kept the three apples aloft while taking rapid-fire bites from each one.
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Jane Doe, a spectator who witnessed the event. “He was like a machine, just popping those bites in with lightning speed and accuracy. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time!”
According to WASFE officials, Wilson’s record-breaking performance involved taking an average of 3.3 bites per second from the three apples, which were arranged in a triangular formation to facilitate the juggling.
When asked about his strategy for achieving such a remarkable feat, Wilson credited his years of experience with snacking on the go. “I’ve always been a bit of a snacker at heart,” he said with a grin. “I just focused on keeping the apples in the air and my mouth open – it was a beautiful symphony of motion!”
The previous record for most bites taken from apples while juggling was held by a Japanese snacking enthusiast, who managed 150 bites in 30 seconds. Wilson’s achievement more than doubles that record, cementing his status as a snacking legend.
As for Wilson, he’s already planning his next snacking challenge. “I’ve got my sights set on the pie-eating record next,” he said, eyes twinkling with mischief. “Stay tuned, folks – this snacking sensation is just getting started!”
