Headline: Goats at University of Florida outsmarts scholars yet again
Let me tell you, if there was any doubt about who runs the University of Florida campus, let me assure you it’s the goats. Yes, you read that right. The same goats that made an escape from the university’s agricultural program in December last year have managed to outsmart the scholars again.
Reports have emerged that the group of goats who fled from their pens in December last year have returned to their old stomping grounds at the University of Florida, going on a rooftop-climbing spree. It looks like these goats have got a thing for heights, and honestly, who can blame them? After all, they’re probably enjoying basking in the limelight again after months of living under the radar.
The University of Florida administration confirmed that they were aware of the goats’ return and had launched a renewed search around the campus. However, given the goats’ ability to outsmart them in the past, it’s anybody’s guess as to whether they’ll be caught again anytime soon.
Perhaps the University of Florida should consider paying these goats to conduct a masterclass on evading capture because they seem to have it all figured out. While scholars at the campus have been busy studying sophisticated concepts like physics and engineering, these goats have been busy studying the art of running amok.
One thing is for sure, these goats have become a hot topic on campus, with students and faculty monitoring their every move and cheering them on. It’s almost as if the goats have become celebrities overnight. They now have a fanbase among students, who even went ahead and created a goat Instagram account called “UF Goats,” with regular updates on their alleged spotting and whereabouts.
We tried to reach the University of Florida authorities for comment on this unprecedented goat situation but they declined to respond to our inquiries. Perhaps they’re still trying to come up with a plan to stop these goats from taking over the campus.
At this point, we’ve resigned ourselves to the fact that the goats are just too smart for the authorities, and it’s only a matter of time before they pull off their next mischief. Some are even speculating that the goats may have formed a secret society on campus, with plans to wreak havoc on the entire campus.
So to the scholars and authorities at the University of Florida, we say, don’t be too hard on yourselves for failing to capture these goats again. After all, it takes a great deal of intelligence and cunning to evade capture from humans as accomplished as yourselves, and the goats have certainly exceeded expectations in that regard.
Until the next goat update, we’ll be keeping an eye on our furry friends. After all, the goats might be the only ones running the university campus soon.
