Woman panics after discovering a spinach frog at the grocery store.
In a shocking experience while shopping, a woman from suburban Detroit made a chilling discovery when she found a living frog in her container of pre-washed spinach. The woman, who wishes to stay anonymous, claims to have almost fainted after coming face-to-face with the amphibian.
The tale started as a typical grocery visit. The brave shopper opted for the healthy lifestyle, buying a bag of spinach greens from a local supermarket. Upon arriving home, the woman decided to check the bag, and then it happened. She opened the container and saw the frog, which she claims popped its head up from the greens.
The woman’s reaction was nothing less than a panic attack, as she dropped the container on the floor, letting the slimy creature run wild through her kitchen. “I’ve never been more scared in my entire life. I thought I was about to die,” she expressed.
The supermarket in question declined to comment on the incident, but insiders have hinted that they are looking to expand their range of fresh produce to include amphibians and other exotic creatures. It is a well-known fact that fast food restaurants often use horse meat in their burgers, so why not have a few greens thrown in with your frog? It’s all about variety, right?
While some people might be put off by the sight of hopping creatures along with their spinach, others may welcome the prospect of newfound protein and viable organic life in their diets. No word yet from PETA, who may want to invite the spinach frog to participate in their next marketing campaign.
As for the traumatized woman, she has made it clear that she will not be eating anything green that comes out of a container anytime soon. She has stated that she has switched to meat-eating since the occurrence and has recently purchased a carnivorous pet to guard her from any potential plant or animal intruders.
The spinach frog has been safely captured and returned back to its habitat, however, there may be more out there lurking to seek their quarters in your next salad. So next time you purchase salad greens, be sure to check thoroughly for any unwanted guests.
In summary, it seems that the average grocery trip is no longer safe from terror. With the possibility of frog-infused spinach, who knows what other hidden surprises may be lurking in our produce aisles. Perhaps it’s time for a call to action, and for grocery stores to start implementing tougher security measures in their vegetable section. Or maybe we should just stick to hamburgers and give up the green-life altogether.
