Walrus calf rescued in Alaska, receiving ’round-the-clock cuddling’ – because obviously that’s the most important news story today.
In a heart-warming, tear-jerking moment, a walrus calf was rescued off the coast of Alaska and is currently receiving “round-the-clock cuddling” from rescue workers. Because, you know, that’s exactly what walrus calves need, right? Not medical attention or actual care from their own kind, but endless snuggles from humans.
The calf, who was found stranded on a beach without its mother, was promptly taken in by the Alaska SeaLife Center. But instead of being treated like the wild animal it is, the calf is being pampered like a spoiled toddler with unlimited access to cuddles and attention.
“Don’t get me wrong, I love a good cuddle as much as the next person,” said veterinarian Claire Simeone, who is leading the calf’s care. “But let’s not forget that this is a wild animal, not a stuffed toy. It’s important that we don’t overly-humanize these creatures.”
But apparently, the importance of cuddles outweighs the need for proper care. The calf is being fed specially-formulated formula and is being kept warm with soft blankets and heating pads. And of course, the cuddles just never stop.
“It’s been a real bonding experience for our team,” said Simeone. “We all take turns holding the calf and giving it love and affection. It’s really helped us connect with it on a deep level.”
While it’s nice that the rescue workers are connecting with the calf, it’s important to remember that this is not a long-term solution. The calf will eventually need to be rehabilitated and released back into the wild, where it can live as a wild animal should.
But in the meantime, let’s keep showering it with hugs and and snuggles, because who needs actual, responsible care when you have cuddles?
