Love is apparently in the air, and so is the smell of burning rubber as a British car scrapping company is offering a unique Valentine’s Day special. Jilted exes are being given the opportunity to send their former flames straight to the junkyard, all in the name of love.
The company, aptly named “Dump Your Hump,” is currently advertising their services on social media, claiming that they are providing the perfect solution for those who want to rid themselves of their ex-partner’s car once and for all. The scheme, which is being dubbed as the ultimate act of revenge through recycling, allows cheaters and heartbreakers to completely destroy their ex’s vehicle and turn it into scrap metal.
The service has been met with mixed reactions from members of the public, with some branding it as a clever marketing ploy and others expressing their concerns about the environmental impact. “This is just another ridiculous way for companies to capitalize on people’s emotions and insecurities. It’s disgusting,” commented one Twitter user.
However, the “Dump Your Hump” team have defended their business model, stating that they are providing a much-needed outlet for people who have been wronged in their relationships. “We know that breaking up with someone can be tough, and getting rid of their belongings can be even tougher. Our service is designed to make things easier for those who are struggling to move on and start afresh,” said the company spokesperson.
Their official website lists three different packages, ranging from the basic “Smash and Dash” option, which involves simply crushing the car into a pile of scrap metal, to the premium “Blast Your Ex” package, which offers customers the chance to blow up their former lover’s car in epic fashion. For an extra fee, customers can also request a live stream of the event, which can be shared on social media platforms to gain maximum exposure.
“It’s all about empowering the broken-hearted individuals out there
