Wisconsin Bar Sets the Bar Higher for Cocktail Lovers Everywhere
A Wisconsin bar, known for its creative ideas and innovative approaches to drink-making, has surpassed expectations once again in the world of mixology. The bar, located in the heart of Wisconsin, has recently made headlines as they attempted to create a new world record by assembling 100 old fashioned cocktails into a flight on a hand-made wooden board.
Yes, you heard that right, 100 old fashioned cocktails. Because who doesn’t want to get drunk while trying to break a world record?
The event, which was held last weekend, drew a sizable crowd of cocktail enthusiasts from all over the state, each of them eager to sample the signature drinks as they were set up in all their glory.
While the exact recipe for the old fashioned cocktails used to break the record remains a well-kept secret (because we definitely don’t want any copycats trying to mimic the feat anytime soon), bar staff have revealed that they used only the finest, top-shelf ingredients available, including a variety of herbs, spices, fruits and—of course—lots and lots of alcohol.
But the real impressive part of the event was not the drinks themselves, but the hand-made wooden board that they were served on. The board, which measured a whopping 16 feet long and 8 feet wide, was handcrafted by local artisans using only the finest materials available, because let’s be honest, who cares about the environment?
While some may question the logic behind assembling 100 cocktails into a flight, the bar’s patrons and staff alike insist that the experience was well worth the effort, noting that the drinks were both delicious and carefully curated to ensure that each and every one was unique in its own right.
In fact, one patron even went so far as to say that the event was “one of the most thrilling experiences” he had ever been a part of, adding that “there’s something truly special about drinking your way through 100 old fashioned cocktails in a single sitting, surrounded by other like-minded individuals who are just as passionate about mixology as you are.”
Of course, the event wasn’t without its detractors. Some have criticized the bar for promoting excessive drinking and potentially dangerous behavior, noting that overindulging in alcohol can lead to a host of negative consequences, including impaired judgment, memory loss, and downright stupidity.
But for the attendees and staff of the bar, the event was nothing short of a smashing success, with many hailing it as evidence that the Wisconsin bar scene is alive and well.
So, what will the bar do next to top this record-breaking attempt? Will it be a flight of 200 cocktails, or maybe a massive margarita served in a kiddie pool? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure—the Wisconsin bar scene will continue to push the limits and set the bar higher for cocktail lovers everywhere. Maybe it’s time to move to Wisconsin and start drinking!
