In a move that is sure to shock no one, an animal shelter in the small town of Spruce Meadows has announced their latest Valentine’s Day special. For the low, low price of just $50, they will “neuter your ex” as a symbol of your undying love and devotion.
“The idea came to us when we realized that there are just some people out there who should not be allowed to procreate,” said shelter manager, Jane Smith. “And what better way to show your love for someone than by ensuring they never have the opportunity to pass on their questionable genes to future generations?”
According to Smith, the shelter has already received a flood of inquiries from individuals eager to take advantage of this one-of-a-kind offer. “People have been calling us non-stop,” she said. “I guess they really do love their significant others enough to want to spare the world from their offspring.”
The process of “neutering your ex” is
