Hollywood just can’t get enough of itself, can it? In the latest example of industry insiders praising their own self-importance, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has bestowed a whopping 13 Oscar nominations upon the film “Oppenheimer.” Because when it comes to celebrating the atomic bomb, who better to ask than the folks who brought us “La La Land”?
For those not in the know, “Oppenheimer” is a biopic about the titular scientist who played a key role in the development of the atomic bomb during World War II. Sure, the creation of a weapon capable of wiping out entire cities and causing untold suffering is a fascinating topic. But does it really deserve 13 nominations? Frankly, we’re not sure if even “The Godfather” could live up to that kind of hype.
But don’t worry, cinephiles, there’s plenty of other Oscar bait to go around. Ryan Gosling and America Ferrera have both been recognized for their roles in “Barbie,” a film about a doll that promotes unrealistic beauty standards to impressionable young girls. Because if there’s one thing Hollywood needs more of, it’s movies that make us feel guilty for perpetuating harmful stereotypes.
Of course, the Academy has also made sure to honor some truly deserving films and performances this year. “Nomadland,” which tells the story of a woman who sets out on a journey of self-discovery after the economic collapse of her hometown, has been nominated for Best Picture, Director, and Actress (for the always-excellent Frances McDormand). Meanwhile, Daniel Kaluuya has been recognized for his powerful turn as Black Panther leader Fred Hampton in “Judas and the Black Messiah.”
But let’s be real: those films don’t have the same kind of glitz and glamour as “Oppenheimer” and “Barbie.” There’s no big explosions or $1 million dollhouses. Maybe if “Nomadland” had featured a talking puppy or a CGI musical number, it could have gotten more nominations. But alas, it seems that we’re stuck with boring old movies that actually mean something.
Of course, the Academy has faced criticism in recent years for its lack of diversity. This year’s nominations do include a number of actors and filmmakers of color, which is definitely a step in the right direction. But let’s not kid ourselves – Hollywood still has a long way to go in terms of representing all voices and perspectives. Maybe ten years from now we’ll look back at “Oppenheimer” and wonder what all the fuss was about. But until then, let’s enjoy the spectacle and pretend that this is all very important and meaningful.
So here’s to you, Hollywood. Keep churning out those blockbusters and Oscar-bait dramas. Keep reminding us of the horrors of war and the importance of living up to impossible beauty standards. And most importantly, keep patting yourselves on the back. You deserve it.
